| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, Bastok Dynamis is unavailable at the moment |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There's only 18 in the zone |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I see three black mages and one thief subbing bard. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It looks like they have two white mages and one bard. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | A few other useful jobs and a Dark Knight. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine, Byne Bills don't sell for much anyway |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Tell everyone to head over to Sandy. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are also in Dynamis Sandy. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And a third group in Windy. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All I wanted to do tonight was sit down, drink a beer, do Dynamis and eat egg rolls |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the hell are they in every zone! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Is half of this damn server in that Linkshell? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They're cheaters! No linkshell has enough members to do that many events in one night. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They must have amulet from Harry Potter to be everywhere at once |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That linkshell is like lice |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | In everyone's hair and on my balls |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They're everywhere, You can't see them. And right when I'm about to have a good night |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You think you're going to get lucky, but when you look closely, there they are! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I believe when they're on your balls, they're called crabs. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut your stupid mouth now. You can speak again when you have an O-Hat! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, I would have it but the group disbanded right before it was my turn to pop. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You /random 'ed a 24 in a full alliance of newbs who needed the hat. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You were never going to get it. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How am I going to finish my Mandau for my melee bard |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | If we can't get into a damn Dynamis. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Because Adultswim is in more places than HPV and Coca Cola. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I can't buy gil on the server and I'll be damned if I'm going to level a stupid craft. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now we have to wait five God Damn minutes to get one damn Beastmen's Seal |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And it drops to the afk thief. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'll be damned if I'm going to garden for another four months for three stacks of light crystals. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They can't even be turned into clusters. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I checked on them every day. I fed them the right crystal when the game let me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I bought the stupid Arcane Pots. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We'll do Jeuno. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Even with the statues and goblins that fall through the ground and fly through the air. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I hope all those bastard kick the corner of the coffee table with their small toe. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Their linkshell if full of degenerates and drunkards. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and that Galka, Drag "Stealing My Dynamis" Mire! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | A galka red mage! What the hell even is that! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Their Jeuno group will be out soon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's getting late, Have everyone head over to Jeuno |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least we can get right in. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No waiting. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My egg rolls got cold. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I lost my jobs last week because I called out so I can attend a linkshell event. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But if I can get my Bard's Slippers tonight, It will be worth it. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I miss my wife and kids. |
