2 percent meating
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 • 11/3/2025A 2 percent meeting for the mattoon fire department and black shift is asking for more money for a golf simulator.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | welcome all to the 2 percent meeting. | 
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Here are funds available | 
| 00:05 - 00:07 | As you can see last year | 
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we spent a lot of money | 
| 00:12 - 00:15 | on the annex addition and golf simulator | 
| 00:17 - 00:19 | ridiculous spending. at least that's behind us now | 
| 00:19 - 00:21 | No more! | 
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Whalin...Black shift | 
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Black shift wants | 
| 00:31 - 00:33 | a second golf simulator for station 3 | 
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It appears they have the votes and it will pass | 
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need everyone to leave except Welling, Ratliff and the captains | 
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the Fuck is this happening again! | 
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A second golf simulator! | 
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What if we have emergency purchases! | 
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Bad enough they ask to increase spending | 
| 01:29 - 01:31 | from $300 to $400 per person! | 
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Whats next golf shoes, putters and irons! | 
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We must find the Votes! | 
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What about future emergency purchases! | 
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Adam what can we do? they have the votes | 
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck! | 
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Emergency purchases like the $5,000 ice machine? | 
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Go get your Ice at Circle K if you dont approve. | 
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Unbelievable! | 
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We are going to be broke! | 
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and these assholes will want more still! | 
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Fucking God damn Bart! | 
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Moving forward, to help prevent any confusion reguarding expenditures | 
| 02:08 - 02:13 | all individual purchase requests should be submitted directly | 
| 02:14 - 02:16 | to me for review. | 
| 02:17 - 02:21 | No more asking Logan! | 
| 02:27 - 02:29 | No more asking Welling either! | 
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Now they must come through me. I wont be fooled | 
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fuck that golf simulator! | 
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For fuck sakes | 
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We need more treadmills and tools for E22! | 
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It will never end! | 
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Endlessly reimbursing Bart | 
| 02:56 - 02:59 | for his god damn purchases! | 
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Did you know he wants a Wifi Booster? | 
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Cromine we have the votes | 
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I dont know how much more i can take | 
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Im losing control | 
| 03:25 - 03:26 | schedule next meeting | 
| 03:31 - 03:33 | For when Bart goes on vacation. | 
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Its our only hope to ending the foolishness. | 
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I wont cut a single check for that shift. | 
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Even if there is a fire... | 
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