| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we are currently here in 40 Sierra |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Standby to move |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | back to 40 Sierra |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I was hoping the SSM wouldn't mind |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | a dry run, without physically moving |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | then we are going to decam |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and do a lap of 40 Sierra |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sgt Major |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | One of the air troopers |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | has swallowed the keys to an SV |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the lead SV can't be moved |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I'm moving the O group, but not telling you to when, HODs stay behind. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You incompetent bunch of morons |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Swallowed a set of keys?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I know the MRE's are shit, but this is absolutely ludicrous |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | None of you idiots will have bought spare keys |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Someone has stuck orders |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | to the fucking bathroom doors |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The Brigade HQ don't have a clue! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They think they can solve everything with an EPC! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sgt Major, we're now locked in too. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I know this Sgt Bodle, I was the one that fucking ordered it! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | SSM, I only bought one pair of socks |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You useless swine, I don't care if your feet fall off |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This place is shit |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've had about enough |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Of the food from the department of corrections |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and having to shit on top of shit |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The pilots made me move my bed |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They wouldn't be happy if we were in hotels in the middle of Munich |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The whole tent smells of cheesy feet |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I keep hitting my throat on fucking washing lines |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and now some cunt has eaten SV keys |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | God help me, how am I supposed to run this shit show? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My UBAC absolutely stinks |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now we will move |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Collapse everything, and then |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | do a lap of the area and put it back exactly the same as we found it |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I don't want any excuses |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Get that air trooper to the medic tent |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Use a barrel brush if you have to |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, I'm sure they'll be gentle |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The aircraft aren't green |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | even if we could leave, we'd leave 6 Apaches behind |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or we could deny them |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We can just use an EPC to buy some more |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I give up, I'm going to call End Ex on the whole thing. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The CO will still say this has been a success |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's all about mental resilience. |
