Lee's Stag Weekend

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Tim Rants about the plans for Lee's Stag weekend and cannot keep his cool

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00:00 - 00:03We are thinking the peaks and the Lakes?
00:04 - 00:05We could avoid motorways?
00:05 - 00:07via some nice roads around Buxton and Glossop
00:08 - 00:12I don't think we should make the route longer than 4hrs
00:12 - 00:15get there for tea.
00:17 - 00:19Does everyone have Sena's
00:19 - 00:21and GPS's
00:24 - 00:26Tim.....
00:27 - 00:28Bodge:
00:31 - 00:33Most have neither...
00:34 - 00:36and some of them are slow.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone not on adventure bikes or nobblies leave the room
01:13 - 01:15who are these cunts?
01:15 - 01:17Normal bikes and no nobblies!
01:18 - 01:23On shit bikes, riding slow
01:25 - 01:28who even invited them?
01:29 - 01:31I mean we may as well bring our girlfriends
01:31 - 01:34Men on these bikes could be gay
01:34 - 01:37They could bum us in our sleep!
01:37 - 01:40We'll wake up with aids
01:40 - 01:42Tim they are all straight
01:42 - 01:46thats what they want you to think
01:46 - 01:48Tim they have wives
01:48 - 01:52That means nothing you twat
01:53 - 01:54they probably bum them
01:56 - 01:57If this lot need to straighten their hair before leave
01:57 - 02:00it will take forever to leave
02:00 - 02:03we will be late for the first country lane
02:04 - 02:08we won't even be able to tell them to hurry up
02:08 - 02:13they'll be daudling along with their perfect hair
02:14 - 02:16on their road tyres
02:17 - 02:21and we'll be waiting around with our bikes overheating!
02:27 - 02:29Why can't they just have KTM's
02:30 - 02:34it makes snse, I love KTM's
02:34 - 02:36the rumble of the exhaust
02:41 - 02:42for fuck sake
02:43 - 02:47They're probably on those god awful BMW's
02:48 - 02:53or Honda's and Harley's
02:54 - 02:56If a Harley arives that's it
02:56 - 02:59I will puke in my Klim helmet
03:00 - 03:02those things are bloody terrible
03:04 - 03:07Its ok Jules, he doesn't mean it
03:14 - 03:16I don't understand
03:19 - 03:23why dont I have my own friends to come
03:25 - 03:26just these
03:31 - 03:33Pete you're my friend?
03:40 - 03:46you took my advice and got a KTM
03:46 - 03:49even a sump guard and 2into1 exhaust
03:53 - 03:56and a gps