| 00:00 - 00:03 | Halmer, the bill came |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You ordered 6 bottles of Rombauer |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 3 Tanq and tonics |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 4 kimchee corn dogs |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and you broke 6 wine glasses |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I gave Marsh $11.72 so that covers it....and then some. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I took the Menchie's employee tip jar |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Halmer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You passed out |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We took your credit card |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and you paid $141 just like everyone else |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are a drunk Irishman or a gentile, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I thought we had an agreement |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Screw over the gentiles |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Take their money |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Scheme and steal |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I joined ZBT to learn your ways |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I forgot my wallet |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | My alligator arms can't reach my wallet |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I became treasurer and skimmed my way to free tuition |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | These are old stereotypes...mostly |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Yeah, mostly Marsh, you cheap ass |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Halmer, we're adults. We pay our fair share |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I learned your ways |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | From the day Greenberg asked for change for a quarter |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | A fucking quarter, he wanted change for a quarter |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and I fell in love |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We let gentiles into ZBT because they were unsuspecting |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I developed a Jeffrey Dalmer obession with |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | skimming, scheming, taking a little off the top |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now that I am indignant |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Not paying others is my opus |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Melodee made a pledge to the local Special Olympics |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | So get out of it I called in a bomb threat so I wouldn't need to pay |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My utter joy seeing those tards panic and I didn't have to pay |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now you're all high and mighty |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and don't want to screw the gentiles over |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now you betray me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Pay my part of the bill? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I took one of Tahan's cats |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And now my father in law is making Kung Pow Kitten |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Melodee, Viagra is now generic and Dave can get it for $.79 a dose |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | DJ paid for Costco and Miss B's. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Do you think that Okie will see a dollar from me? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That Baylor protestant fuck |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Marsh, Greenberg, and Joel you fake Jew |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You each owe me a case of Manischewitz |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And just remember this |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I will knock you out like I knocked out that old man out at his house |
