| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have asked at all beauty supply stores |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and with stylist at |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Vidal Sassoon and Paul Mitchell |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We found a few fräulein working from home |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and others from craigslist |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Expand the area |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | far outside Berlin |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | And Chief... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Kevin? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bodnar passed the National EMT test |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Asks to be called Doctor |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need Pintor, Cuadra and Vuk to get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I only care about his hair |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I am stuck with this mop on my head |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I know that we were both born with similar straight hair |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How is he curly now |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Curly as old porn pubes |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I don't want to look like Cummins |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why can't you tell me what he did to his hair |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Flat one day and then curly the next |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He said we never seen it long |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bullshit, not in 20 years has he grown it out? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I haven't know him as long as you |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You can't be that dumb to think it is natural |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Shirley Temple |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That is exactly who |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Doctor Bodnar and his hair reminds me of |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | or that blonde chic works in the office pool |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I don't think her's is natural either |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I wonder if either of their carpet matches the drapes |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why can't anyone give me an answer |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If you can't curl my hair help me slick it back like Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That is all I am asking |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I just once would like curly hair |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Just like Doctor Bodnar |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | His isn't natural |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Tell me how he did it? It wasn't like that Friday |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If we can find the stylist, check his trash cans and recyclables |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We might find product boxes |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I am thinking maybe Leisure Curl or Ultra Perm |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Find me a box for his curling iron |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Chief won't know Bodnar borrowed yours |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I'm stuck with flat hair |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just don't have the same hair flip like Boyle or Cummins |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Should I shave it? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Call Joey Diaz |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Ask I could borrow his clippers, or maybe he can give me some type of fade |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or maybe I should grow it out like AJ |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | How did Bodnar do it? |
