| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we are currently here in 40 Sierra |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Standby to move |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | back to 40 sierra |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I was hoping the SSM wouldn't mind |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | he is always so level headed |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | then we are going to decam |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and do a lap of 40 Sierra |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sgt Major |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | One of the air troopers |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | have swallowed the keys to an SV |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the lead SV can't be moved |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Im moving the O group, but not telling you to when |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You incompetent bunch of morons |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Eaten a set of keys? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I know the MRE's are shit, but this is absolutely ludicrious |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | There's a man using the women's showers |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Somone has stuck orders |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | to the fucking bathroom doors |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The Brigade HQ don't have a clue! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | the accommodation tent is hotter than the sun |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | and now we're locked in SSM... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I know this, I was the one that fucking ordered it! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | SSM, one of the REME has pink eye |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care if his eyeballs have fallen out |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This place is shit |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | ive had about enough |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | of the prison food |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and having to shit on shit |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The pilots made me move my bed |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They wouldn't be happy even if we were in hotels in the middle of Munich |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The whole room smells of cheesy feet |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I keep hitting my throat on fucking washing lines |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and now some cunt has eaten SV keys |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | how am i expected to run this shit show |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My UBACK absolutely stinks |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now we will move |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Collapse everything and then |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | do a lap of the area and put it back exactly the same as we found it |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I don't want any excuses |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Get that air trooper to the medic tent |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | use a barrel brush if you have to |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, we need those SV keys back |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The aircraft aren't green |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | even if we could leave, we'd leave 6 Apaches behind |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | My gooch is sweating |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Wildcat det has got a pond |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It doesn't even have any fish, they're sat doing nothing |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | which makes no difference anyway |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I give up, I'm going to call End Ex. |
