| 00:00 - 00:03 | The pony fun ride goes from here to here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | right past the house |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | So the car will have to be |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | parked up the drive before the horses arrive |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and it may be difficult to get out |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine, I have no |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | plans to go out today |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There is..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There is a car parked over the road |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's an estate agent at no. 3 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who doesn’t live on New Pale Road, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A fucking what??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A fucking estate agent twat!!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Parking outside my house??? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It better not be a Swetenhams twat |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | the lowest of estate agents |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I wasn't going out, but I am now |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | just so I can complain that I have to be |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | a little more careful coming off my drive |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Furher, you have to be careful because of the fun ride |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck the fun ride, fuck the horses |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Furher, you like horses |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They should all be turned into glue |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Why is an estate agent at no 3? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They cannot move!!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We share a septic tank for fucks sake!!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Our turds all mix together!!!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We all make a communal turd soup!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It has been that way for the last 50 years, and they want leave???? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I've made a year's supply of curry to get the perfect smell |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and haven't been taking my IBS medicine. Does it mean nothing to them? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You know how much curry burns my arse |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It burns, but I do it for New Pale Road |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | For the glory of New Pale Road |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | An estate agent |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I bet it is a fucking viewing, some outsiders looking to invade |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Trying to take our communal septic tank |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'll never let them steal our super weapon |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It's my turd that is the glue that holds it all together |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | My arse is like the Japanese flag!!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I have put the toilet roll in the fridge |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What are they like? Are they old at least? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If they're not pensioners, they might have bbqs |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And play music in the garden |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And expect "privacy" |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Has anyone told Dorothy? They might keep their blinds closed |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And put up big fences |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This cannot happen, I'm going over there |
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