Modernization
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | So one day our CEO said our IT is crap. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have to catch a wakeup. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | ABS is to monolitic, ony delivered twice |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | per year. We need to be more time-to-market. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | So I said lets cut it into verticals. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | And we call this "modernization" |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Modernization |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And all the managers: great Idea. Lets do this |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Verticals! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | All I did is setting up a MongoDB and storing some JSON files in it |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | I was "working" on this for 3 Months and |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | charching them an arm an a leg for it. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Quite modern! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Then I did a powerpoint. |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And everybody: Awesome! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Awesome! Awesome! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | You get a raise! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | They actually gave me a |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | big bonus for doing absolutely nothing. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | They even made hoodies! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | With a Logo. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I actually spent most of my time |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | designing that logo for the hoodie |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Imagine. I got a raise and a bonus |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | for actually making a hoodie. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | A stupid grey hoodie |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Some even wear it! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | The I said |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | we must cut the monolith |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | and call it "Verticals" |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Verticals! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | I don even know what it means! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | And I am sure |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | they don't either |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | But nobody speaks up |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | either because |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | they don't know |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | or they know and want to watch |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | the Titanic sink! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | This is just to hillarious |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What I will do is |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | get a spot in a team |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | what they call now |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | "Lean ABS" |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Lean! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | This is what we did in the past |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | before Agile came along |