| 00:00 - 00:03 | The polls have been slipping. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are gaining on us. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Ohio by 20 points. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | After the guilty verdict. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You are a convicted felon. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Reverse the verdict. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Call Thomas and Alito. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My liege |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We cant |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We cant reverse before the debate. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We only know how to delay court. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out but Mike, Mitch, and Jim. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WORST DAY EVER |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | NOT EVEN A FUCKING CAKE |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Marjory loves cake. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | BUT GETS A BAG OF DICKS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ERIC AND JR WERE EXCITED |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | YOU KNOW I LIKE CHOCOLATE. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND YOU FUCK ME INSTEAD. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My liege, we have Alvin Bragg. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE DIDNT SHOW |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My liege, he promised soon. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | IT WON'T DO A FUCKING THING. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU KNOW IT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | "Thomas and Alito care." |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "They will be here too." |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "They love bribes and parties." |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "Cannon won't be late dont worry." |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | "She really wants a seat .. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | on the Supreme Court." |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | BUT THAT FAT HEAD FUCK ONLY STALLING. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | She was fast at first. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Gave me the strongest advice. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | "The Snake Poem Works." |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Mike loves it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He tells me I am the chosen one. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The King of Kings. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The King of Worms. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "THE MAN I WORSHIP IS A FELON" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | FUCK THAT DUMB BITCH |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Marjory he didn't mean you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why is Marjory so dumb. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | She was even betrothed to my son. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | To Don Jr. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He was very excited. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Little Don will never know love now. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Even after visiting Pedo Island. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's impossible. |
