| 00:03 - 00:04 | my nigga |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | My Furher, we've narrowed it down to 3 choices, |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | plus, Berlin's top dealer will be on the way with the top shelf. |
| 00:11 - 00:13 | Look at this sick map we found. |
| 00:17 - 00:25 | Our 3 choices are Late Night With the Devil, Sausage Party or the new Planet of the Apes film. |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | Whether or not they used real blacks is unknown. |
| 00:28 - 00:30 | And what about the other 2? |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | Highly acclaimed by the jews. |
| 00:32 - 00:34 | Don't back talk me, faggot. |
| 00:34 - 00:35 | He's right, you know. |
| 00:35 - 00:36 | My Furher, |
| 00:38 - 00:41 | Late Night with The Devil is a cool horror film, but it might be too scary for you.. |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Which is why the rest of us think that Sausage Party might be the better option for the smoke sesh.. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And have you forgotten that he is a snow Jew? |
| 00:52 - 00:53 | You know of our Furher's Jew detecting abilites. |
| 00:54 - 00:55 | Why do you think Borat is his favourite film? |
| 00:55 - 00:59 | OK you know what, fuck this! I have a real based film for us to watch! |
| 00:59 - 01:00 | My Furher, look at this file. |
| 01:00 - 01:03 | We can just watch Collateral instead, it's really sigma. |
| 01:04 - 01:08 | It has a black man shooting a white man, you spastic! How are we meant to enjoy that? |
| 01:09 - 01:11 | Late Night With The Devil it is then. |
| 01:13 - 01:16 | I might need Eva to hold me, but it must be done for the 3rd Reich. |
| 01:17 - 01:24 | If I can't watch a scary movie, the other world leaders will make fun of me for being a big baby. |
| 01:25 - 01:30 | And we better be blazed for this. I'm not having a repeat of the 1st time we watched It 2017. |
| 01:30 - 01:33 | I was so scared, we almost lost the Western front, |
| 01:34 - 01:38 | and I won't let that English walking tumor beat me back again. |
| 01:39 - 01:41 | Send our dealer a text Keitel. |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | "What up nigga." |
| 01:44 - 01:46 | "its ur boi berlindaddy420 :) " |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | "u got that loud pack, blud?" |
| 01:49 - 01:52 | "I need that shit that'll make me feel like Mel after Marc." |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | "Shit that'll get you feelin Armed and Delirius." |
| 01:55 - 01:58 | "hit me up, G. I got them Deutschmarks, my nigga." |
| 02:00 - 02:02 | I'm going to get my blankie from Eva. |
| 02:02 - 02:04 | You guys get the snacks ready. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Don't fuck this up. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I want my blankie. |
| 02:29 - 02:33 | What is your guy's problem? I told you Collateral was based and you didn't back me up! |
| 02:34 - 02:37 | Don't look at me, it was your idea to throw in a horror film. |
| 02:38 - 02:40 | Everyone knows he'd actually want to see sausage party!! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Has anyone ever told you, you look like a ghoul from Fallout?!! |
| 02:43 - 02:45 | Keitel, you're not a true sigma like the Furher!! |
| 02:45 - 02:47 | Now he'll wet himself and Stalin won't think he's based. |
| 02:47 - 02:49 | I never should have gotten this Netflix acount in the 1st place! |
| 02:49 - 02:54 | I only got it to watch Cuties so I could be based like Sneako! You're all brokies!! |
| 02:55 - 02:56 | Goddammn fucki nonce! |
