| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, Victoria Spartz just lost more staffers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Her Chief of Staff |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the Comms Director quit |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There is also now an open ethics investigation |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | with the House. She is in trouble. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This isn’t the first time. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just hire more staff. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There’s… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There’s no one left to hire. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Spartz has a reputation now. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave. Except, Jason Spartz, Dan Hazelwood, Volodymyr Zelenskyy. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How hard is it to get staff?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Just throw money at them! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Surely there’s someone who wants to be a Chief! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | God knows we have enough money in the MRA! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You’re incompetent! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | So what, she throws furniture at staff. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If these idiot staffer wouldn’t talk to |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | POLITICO, no one would know she’s a maniac! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It’s not just the abuse. She’s ineffective. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Ineffective? Who is to blame? That’s your fault! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We are working on her. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Jason, I told you that you were in charge! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | But she’s run you over! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What are you even doing? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and who the hell votes “present” on a Speaker vote? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | She has no friends in Congress |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Even that driveling Thomas Massie keeps his distance! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You’d think she’d at least make friends with Matt Gaetz but no! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This is a woman who has an enemies list |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | posted on her office door in Nobelsville. And you all do nothing to help! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I’m starting to think it’s a shame |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | that Chuck Goodrich couldn’t defeat her in the primary. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then we wouldn’t have to deal with this. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You’d think she’d learn! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Can not even Chairwoman Anne Hathaway reel her in? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Every elected official in her district despises her and endorsed her opponents! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | She’s pissed off everyone. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who is next? Donald Trump? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | She would be dumb enough to do that! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry, even Victoria isn’t that moronic. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So what do we do? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We double down. We MUST find another Chief. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We must |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We must make amends too. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Jason, call Mayor Chris Jensen and apologize for everything. We need him. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then call the entire Indiana delegation and do the same. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Spartz must survive. |
