| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've established encampments all over |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | At Columbia |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | At USC of course |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All filled with the usual useful idiots and token Jews |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we've even reached U of Texas |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That Khymani video hurt us |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | But he apologized for it |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Despite |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Despite our best efforts |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The IDF is preparing to enter Rafah anyway |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who wasn't able to sit through the whole Lex Fridman thing with Finkelstein, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | These protests were too tame! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Yeah the Jews fled campus, but too tame! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | If you really want to create a diversion you have to do a proper Pogrom |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | So Ilhan Omar swang by |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | To visit her starving daughter |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And Bernie put out an anti Bibi statement |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It didn't move the needle on saving the remains of Hamas |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Except for the fat-asses at the hotel buffet in Doha |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, Haniyeh has dropped a few pounds lately |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'm not fat-shaming but he's a large man |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, people cope with stress in different ways |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He eats three breakfasts a day |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We have to face facts! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | So we have stans at MIT |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We have the Washington Post on lockdown |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We've got Christiane Amanpour and so what? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Rockefeller Fund donations thanks to Peter Beinart |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We disrupt some public events and make people miss flights? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I pay for a subscription to Jackson Hinkle |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And listen to Cornel West reheat tired old speeches from Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All of this gets us nothing |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I subscribe to Jewish Currents. I read every issue from cover to cover |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Beinart always says Zionism has failed |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But damn it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The IDF is still moving ahead and not bowing to pressure! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Biden still has a chance to win Michigan they say |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But that's cold comfort |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | At this point it looks like the liberal Jews will do a pivot |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And actually vote for Trump |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | They still won't vote for Trump |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And now they're shutting down tik tok |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | $90,000 for a kid to major in decolonial dance theory |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's useless |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Send a message to Sinwar |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I know that it's a rough deal to be stuck in a bunker for months on end |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But maybe its time for him to take a deal |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Release the hostages and surrender |
