| 00:00 - 00:03 | Edexcel Bio Paper 1 is finally here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have done Inheritance and Transport |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and feel fairly confident |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | After hours of CGP and memorising |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | This should be a breeze |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm predicting potato osmosis practical comes out |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and I've memorised transport in humans |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the test... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The test had 4 5-6 markers |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and talked about snails and diarrhoea |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone who found the test easy and finished with 30 mins left, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FUCKING DIARRHOEA??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I REVISE GENETICS AND I GET ASKED ABOUT SHIT!?!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND WTF WAS THAT CHD QUESTION?? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | this can't be real. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND THAT FUCKING SNAIL |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I REVISE FOR DAYS AND THEY ASK ME ABT SNAILS?!??! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | TELL THAT ASSHOLE TO STOP POKING IT |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir there were some free marks like test for starch |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHO GIVES A SHIT EVERYONE GOT THAT RIGHT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir the fermenter q wasn't too bad |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WHO CARES I GOT IT WRONG ANYWAYS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ITS ALL BULLSHIT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I REVISE EUTROPHICATION AND GLOBAL WARMING |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AND THEY ASK ME ABT SOME PLANKTON |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | IVE NEVER SEEN A GRAPH WITH THAT MANY FUCKING LINES |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND THAT FUCKING FARMER WITH HIS STUPID GREENHOUSE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THE ONLY THING I KNEW WAS CO2 = GLOBAL WARMING |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | EDEXCEL FUCKED ME OVER THIS TIME |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I MEMORISED ALL OF TRANSPORT AND FUCK ALL CAME UP ON IT |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought it would be fine |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I thought I would breeze through it |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I WILL COOK i said |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | but no. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ALL THOSE PAST PAPERS JS TO GET FUCKED OVER BY DIARRHOEA |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ALL MY EFFORT GONE TO WASTE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | THAT LACTOSE INTOLERANT MF CAN FUCK OFF |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | HOW TF DO YOU EVEN DILUTE SMTH ANYWAYS |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THEY HAVE NEVER TAUGHT ME THIS ONCE |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its ok Anna, you got the risk factor of CHD question right |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | i give up |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | i have to pray paper 2 doesn't fuck me over even more |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | i can't do this anymore |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | eng lit is next |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | cant wait to write three essays in 2 hours |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and talk about Steinbeck |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | fuck this bio paper. |
