Hitler Plays BeyondAllReason 8v8
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Hitler plays an 8v8 BeyondAllReason team game and rants about how bad his team is.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've lost our high-value mexes | 
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The enemy is building a Calamity | 
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and we don't have the firepower to get past their pulsars. | 
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our left flank was nuked, and Thors are pouring through the gap | 
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Air was completely destroyed in the bombing run | 
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No matter, build AA | 
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Eco will come online | 
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Commander | 
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Eco | 
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Eco doesn't have a single AFUS | 
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's been building T1 solar the whole game | 
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has already resigned, leave now | 
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He had 30 minutes! | 
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I gave him 30 minutes! | 
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Their Eco came online 10 minutes ago! | 
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and now you tell me that he only has T1 solar! | 
| 01:29 - 01:31 | it's not even a solar map! | 
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He said he knew how to Eco, so we let him have the spot! | 
| 01:34 - 01:37 | My team is filled with a bunch of trolls | 
| 01:38 - 01:40 | who don't know how to get antinuke up by minute 30 | 
| 01:41 - 01:42 | Commander, he's been building pulsars and got t2 out to everyone | 
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He doesn't have the energy to power any of it! | 
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He's only OS 3. | 
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He said he knew how to Eco! | 
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Kickban him! | 
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Tell him to play against some bots | 
| 01:57 - 02:00 | before ruining the game for 7 other people | 
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He should be able to easily beat the Barbarian AI 1v1 | 
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But he obviously can't! | 
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He just sits there in the back and Simcitys | 
| 02:14 - 02:16 | while the rest of us die on the front | 
| 02:17 - 02:21 | we should have just kicked him at the beginning and took his base! | 
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The teams were massively unbalanced anyway | 
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My front held strong. I broke through | 
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I almost destroyed their Eco | 
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But Air | 
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Someone needs to nerf these damn shuriken! | 
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and our air player was eating crayons! | 
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Didn't give me any breakthrough support | 
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Just a handful of fighters, is that so hard?? | 
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I suppose it is when you're busy building Ragnarok on one fusion! | 
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, I saw you had fighters | 
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I wanted to Eco this game | 
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I had to pee. When I got back, the spot was taken | 
| 03:25 - 03:26 | we lost then | 
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's time to resign | 
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This loss is going to damage my OS rating | 
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It's not even my fault | 
| 03:53 - 03:56 | [Everyone] Please vote yes | 
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