Hitler Plays BeyondAllReason 8v8

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Hitler plays an 8v8 BeyondAllReason team game and rants about how bad his team is.

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00:00 - 00:03We've lost our high-value mexes
00:04 - 00:05The enemy is building a Calamity
00:05 - 00:07and we don't have the firepower to get past their pulsars.
00:08 - 00:12Our left flank was nuked, and Thors are pouring through the gap
00:12 - 00:15Air was completely destroyed in the bombing run
00:17 - 00:19No matter, build AA
00:19 - 00:21Eco will come online
00:24 - 00:26Mein Commander
00:27 - 00:28Eco
00:31 - 00:33Eco doesn't have a single AFUS
00:34 - 00:36He's been building T1 solar the whole game
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who has already resigned, leave now
01:13 - 01:15He had 30 minutes!
01:15 - 01:17I gave him 30 minutes!
01:18 - 01:23Their Eco came online 10 minutes ago!
01:25 - 01:28and now you tell me that he only has T1 solar!
01:29 - 01:31it's not even a solar map!
01:31 - 01:34He said he knew how to Eco, so we let him have the spot!
01:34 - 01:37My team is filled with a bunch of trolls
01:38 - 01:40who don't know how to get antinuke up by minute 30
01:41 - 01:42Commander, he's been building pulsars and got t2 out to everyone
01:42 - 01:46He doesn't have the energy to power any of it!
01:46 - 01:48He's only OS 3.
01:48 - 01:52He said he knew how to Eco!
01:53 - 01:54Kickban him!
01:56 - 01:57Tell him to play against some bots
01:57 - 02:00before ruining the game for 7 other people
02:00 - 02:03He should be able to easily beat the Barbarian AI 1v1
02:04 - 02:08But he obviously can't!
02:08 - 02:13He just sits there in the back and Simcitys
02:14 - 02:16while the rest of us die on the front
02:17 - 02:21we should have just kicked him at the beginning and took his base!
02:27 - 02:29The teams were massively unbalanced anyway
02:30 - 02:34My front held strong. I broke through
02:34 - 02:36I almost destroyed their Eco
02:41 - 02:42But Air
02:43 - 02:47Someone needs to nerf these damn shuriken!
02:48 - 02:53and our air player was eating crayons!
02:54 - 02:56Didn't give me any breakthrough support
02:56 - 02:59Just a handful of fighters, is that so hard??
03:00 - 03:02I suppose it is when you're busy building Ragnarok on one fusion!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay, I saw you had fighters
03:14 - 03:16I wanted to Eco this game
03:19 - 03:23I had to pee. When I got back, the spot was taken
03:25 - 03:26we lost then
03:31 - 03:33It's time to resign
03:40 - 03:46This loss is going to damage my OS rating
03:46 - 03:49It's not even my fault
03:53 - 03:56[Everyone] Please vote yes