| 00:00 - 00:03 | The All-Pro Teams have been revealed. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | For the 1st Team |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Project Volatility |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They were voted first in every role after |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | placing 1st in the regular season. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | If Josh makes 2nd team |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | everything will be alright. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Park Daddy |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Josh |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Josh didn't make 2nd team. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Nor did he make 3rd team. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following stay here: Forrest, Logan, Jordan, and Jinx from Arcane. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is a disgrace! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Josh was the beast ADC in the league! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How dare they not vote for him |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | but vote for the Globetrotters! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The voters are lying, even |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | to the admins of the LBLCS. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The voters are no more than |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | a bunch of friend-voting cowards! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Park Daddy there's always next season. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Forfeiters, Shitters, and Lane Incompetents. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Park Daddy, settle down. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The financial voters are the scum of the LBLCS. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No sense of honor. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They call this a legit |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | league because its been around for years |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but they still let BBQ boys into Financial! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For 8 weeks everyone got a free win from them. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All they ever did was lose. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I should have vetoed |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | the Volibear and Yone picks without hesitation. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I didn't play well either. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But Josh conquered Bot Lane |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | without breaking a sweat. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Morons. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We were screwed by the schedule from the beginning! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Such enormous betrayal of The Five Musketeers. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But all these idiots |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | will pay with their KDAs next season. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The Globetrotters won't get a tower! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Volibear, not all your fault. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Our results have been ignored. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | How can we be taken seriously in circumstances like this? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The season is a wash. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you thing this means that I will be leaving the team, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | you're wrong. I'd rather be Iron IV before that. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go run it down. |
