| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are preparing patch release 0.14.6.0 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the patch notes |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We're released on X |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | New Unique Items and PVE Edition for $200 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Arena not included, EOD players do not get access |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This will keep us funded for a few more years |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Nikita |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our player base... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our player base is leaving |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Their going to play Arena Breakout |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone but PESTILY, LVANDMARK, and the marketing lead...Get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Ive asked you for MONTHS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | how do we make EFT better to keep people happy |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | we had live interviews! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | we put in your suggested improvements |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We reduced the base inertia strength |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Reduced the blur effect when taking damage |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Reduced the camera shake effect while shooting. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We Reduced the armpit hitbox size! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They wanted offline CO-OP PVE |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So give it to them! Why is that so hard?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | offline CO-OP PVE could make us millions |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Its a standard option in most modern games |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | for FREE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You told me they would happily pay $200 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | that EOD players would upgrade |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | streamers would support us with 24 hour streams |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and now they are uninstalling |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You said calling in friends for support would be a great idea |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and now they mock us for creating a perk |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | that calls in the avengers against 1 PMC in a bush! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Change the EOD language |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Remove the word UNIQUE |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Before they expect the new items too |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 5 months ago |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | all we had to do was add snow and they loved us |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We shouldve charged $10 for the upgrade |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | we shouldve increased inirtia |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | made air drops completely empty |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | only 1 extract per map |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It ok, we dont need an armband |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | 7 years of success |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | straight down the toilet |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | for what? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | An offline mode |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This was supposed to make us rich |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | now were bleeding players |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Its over |
