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qwtf.live strange map tourn | carp vs newbie | propinquity review
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NEwbyWins2 years ago
stm would have listened
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | after reviewing the enemies previous match |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | you devised the strategy |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to keep the enemy trapped in spawn. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | you ordered vid to cuss the enemy spawn |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | however the enemy still managed to get out. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | even if not trapped |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | their aim would be cussed |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | newbie... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...vid... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | vid only managed to cuss 5 enemies |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | out of 56 attempts |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | leave the room if your CSE is below 20 |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | there is only one respawn on the fucking map |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | the plan was fucking simple |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | keep them trapped in spawn |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | *vid crying* |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | if the enemy were kept in their spawn |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | i would have had free reign |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | i wouldnt even need to cuss jump |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | newbie, none of them were even in the spawn |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | thats why i put you on rockets |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | newbie, i tried my best |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | you bastards didnt even try to learn the map |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | before the match |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | only i was on the server |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | learning the map with the enemy team |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | listening to their garbage strats |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | they didnt even know |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | where to cap the flag |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | you lazy fucking brazilians |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | i'd have been better off picking the australian... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | ...hes so terrible... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ...he was shooting the ceiling |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but at least he tried to learn the map |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and that idiot carp |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | walks into enemy spawns just because the door is open. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and dont get me started on toes and shock |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | those two get along like me and zel. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | i cant believe you all failed me so hard |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | i may as well of picked stm! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | STM: dont cry vid, i cant even find the spawn. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | for the next match |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ill just code it so the defenders door stays closed |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | if an attacker is near. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and if that prick zut |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | teases me about wanting defenders in cages |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ill give the codebase back to zel |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | see how much he enjoys TF then. |