YotaWerx "acquires" KDMax
21 views • 3/31/2024
KDMax & YotaWerx Bump Fuzzies, a new tune is released and a network is formed!
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Listen up, we have been acquired by YotaWerx |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | YW network has expanded... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here... and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | That means Kreg and Dave will no longer be at the top. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But now Marc ZitFace is in charge. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Have them draw a circle on the map... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll figure out my area later. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Kreg... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | some of the others... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ... have defected and made their own tune. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They've taken old files and renamed them. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Wahoobitch, Langley, Dave... stay here... everyone else fuck off. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck happened?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This was supposed to be a merger! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How the hell did it turn into an acquisition?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The dudes on TW are laughing at us... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ... YW Blackhawk is still fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We were going to release KDWerx-SS. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | 6 patches later BlackCawk Down is still jacked! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Get your ass to the dyno! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Kreg I don't even think you know how a dyno works. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do you think I give a fuck? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Just turn some knobs and add throttle. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You don't think I've already done that? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fake more stock dyno runs! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Just buy a file from OTT... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ... log their tune and butt dyno it! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I've mastered turning off CEL's. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They weren't supposed to smog any vehicles. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now OTT has Certified Emissions! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's hard to be a nurse and a tuner! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Marc is a nurse and he has twice the skill I do. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I got paid a shit ton of money... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ... this merger was supposed to happen to us. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But they flipped the tables on us. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We were the 3rd most popular tune... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ...we were the finest tuner in these parts! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Then our tuners started logging KDM Pro... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They uncovered my lies. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Our tune knocks more than an idling diesel. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | None of you guys knew... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Keep it together... it'll be ok. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Migraine has already left... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Everyone is starting a mutiny. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | OTT fucked us 3 years ago. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wish I never asked John to leave. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And in that short time we lost everything. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We're done for. |
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