| 00:00 - 00:03 | Time of departure is 03:00 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will take the A361 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Down to Pilton |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and head for Pedestrian Gate D |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Where we will queue as the sun rises |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Finally we will witness |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the KLF own the Pyramid Stage |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | We have bad news |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's....... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The KLF were not booked, once again |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We cannot understand it? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any Coldplay fans, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 5 Fucking times now |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They insist on booking him |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The soppy twat will be crooning over the Pyramid stage |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do they have no class? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Over and over again with the same band |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They could have booked any number of quality acts |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But no! FUCKING coldplay again! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Surely a dance act for once |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They have booked Disclosure on the Other Stage |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck Disclosure, wankers, they are shit! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Disclosure are world renowned |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You clearly know fuck all about dance |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Unbelievable |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Years I have waited patiently |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | For the the mighty KLF |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | To grace the Pyramid Stage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And now you tell me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Coldplay, Dua Lipa and SZA |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Who the FUCK is SZA |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What sort of name is that for fucks sake |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I could understand |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Radiohead, The Rolling Stones |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even The Fucking Who |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But Chris Martin again |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How many guest appearances are we to endure |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Endlessy interrupting other acts |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Prancing around the stage |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | As though he owns the festival |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It belongs to us! NOT HIM |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We will go to the Acustic Stage |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will bring wood |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | More wood, than ever before |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This is it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I will build a fire |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will toast marshmallows at the camp |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Drink red Wine and Port |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe turn the flames blue? |
