| 00:00 - 00:03 | Great news Jim. Richard and Darius have fucked off to Newton Heath and Kenny has been sacked |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The lunatic Bush is in Runcorn and Swift has gone too. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Oldham on the hill is here. Runcorn is in the middle of nowhere. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are rid of these cunts forever. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Theft is down. Breakages are down and the efnifficity rate is up 100% |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Finally! An all white depot! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | No breakages. No accidents and champions league theft stats. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uncle Jim |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | One small thing…. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Kenny Clarke has won his appeal…. He’s coming back… |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Like a shit stain on a public loo. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Barron, Smith, McDuff and Wilcox you stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He’s the main fucking problem! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Kenny this! Kenny fucking that! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ‘Kenny’s stoned, Kenny can’t drive, Kenny can’t do cellars!” |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I’m waking up at having nightmares of that cunt! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don’t cry |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That retard has broke more stock than the fucking bombing of Dresden! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He’s crashed more times than Evil Kneivel! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He’s put us into Division 4, for performances! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jim… We’re still 2 breakages away from division 4… |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He broke two fucking cases this morning with a keg truck! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Head office won’t have the data yet Jim |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Won’t have the data! We’re in the same league as a fuckin depot in Timbuktu |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Crewed entirely by blind men! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | “We’ll get rid of him Jim…. Don’t you worry Jim…” |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | “He’s long gone Jim.” |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | “No more Kenny Time Jim.” |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The depot stinks of fucking weed. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | There’s more breakages than the allied raids on Baghdad |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And the vehicles he’s drove…. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Look like they’re from Mad Max! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He’s as guilty as Jimmy Saville |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why me…. A simple life |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Of crown green bowling |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All I ever wanted… |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Break into Blackrods first team… |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And I’ve got that twat playing “Lady in Red.” At 5am in the car park |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Smoke billowing from his car like the twin towers… |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Warehouse lads working till the fucking owls come out.. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Hoping he’ll come back before the news at 10 |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s not over yet… He could die in his sleep |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least he’s been vaccinated |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He should be due a top up booster now.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He won’t see Christmas out |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He should ‘Die suddenly’ Anyday now.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | “No one will work with me…. Jim” |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | “I don’t know why Jim.” |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | One more NHS invite should do the trick. |
