overtime
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fictional parody of a fictional department that in no way actually exists. this is completely made up.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Chief, if you look here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | at the schedule, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | you will see that nine |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | of the firemen have |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | scheduled 4 shifts in a row this month. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But this is no different |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | than overtime as usual, yes? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | remember... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Remember that you insisted that a 4th shift |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | would be a paid comp. day off. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who wasn't handed a free promotion, excuse yourself from this room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How much goddam money!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How long must I watch |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | blue shirt peasants out earn my salary |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | while they sit at home |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | on the clock, tugging on their dorks |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and making AI videos mocking you fools! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm starting to think that these comp. days |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | are being scheduled on PURPOSE! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Chief, the pendulum must swing. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But I don't even see comp. days on the calendar. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Chief, the men are calling them Jimmy days. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You let them mock me! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I protect you. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I give you personal vehicles. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I let you violate the cba and write the blues up yourselves. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I designate specific shift commander |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | parking spaces that you don't even park in. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I pay you bonuses to paint, and inspect, and design new stations. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And all I ask in return is for you to stop allowing the blue shirts |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | to print money like they run the federal reserve. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I get it...I get it. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The men have learned to manipulate their |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | kelly and vacation days to create jimmy days. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But now an officer has earned a comp. day |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | by trading himself into one. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And you can bet your lazy asses that the blue shirts will |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | learn to work that strategy |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | with great haste. Soon EVERY blue shirt will |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | have a Jimmy day. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Not you, Dave, you NEVER work 3 in a row. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Wes and Mark work the least overtime here, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and yet, even they seem to have a Jimmy day every month. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I tried to staff this department. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | with men who would never work 3 in a row. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But one was so autistic that he left to be a nurse. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And the other shit up our showers. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I suppose you officers are my penalty. |