| 00:00 - 00:03 | POM-27 DoD Comprehensive Review (DCR) is in full swing this week... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | DCR's are scheduled AM and PM every day |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | N801 and N804 will work together with Resource Sponsors |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | scribes will take notes and After Action Reports will be produced |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | RFI's will also be tasked appropriately... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the PBR-26 Program Decision Memorandum (PDM)? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What about the PBR-26 Program Decision Memorandum (PDM)? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher,... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | there seems to be... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | there has been another PDM delay... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we do not believe it will drop today... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | ...if you know how to spell PBIS I need you to leave this room now... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE F*CK DO YOU MEAN IT'S DELAYED! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THIS IS THE FOURTH WEEK IT'S BEEN DELAYED! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OVERTIME I PAY THESE MECHS!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I EVEN CANCELLED LEAVE AND HIRED A DOG WALKER... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THIS IS SOME BULLSH*T |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I WANT TO TALK TO THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS DELAY! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | FIND ME THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I WANT THEM IN MY OFFICE NOW! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, this is way above our pay grade... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEN GIVE ME THEIR TWITTER HANDLE! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, I do not have a Twitter account... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I TOLD FMB I WOULD TURNOVER THE DATABASE TO THEM THIS WEEK! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU ARE MAKING A LIAR OUT OF ME |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THE DATABASE NEEDS TO BE SUBMITTED TO OMB THIS WEEK |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ARE YOU TELLING ME WE'RE DELAYED AGAIN?! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | HE WAS EATEN BY THE DAMN WOLF! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I CAN'T AFFORD TO KEEP PAYING OUR MECHS FOR THESE FALSE ALARMS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH POPCORN AND CANDY I CAN AUTHORIZE...! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I WILL BE BROKE BY THE END OF THE MONTH! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just need the PDM to drop |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ...for my sanity... for my wellness |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | so we can fund the Navy in all it's glory... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why is this so difficult... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I have a better experience waiting in line at the DMV |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ...and now I hear there are three PDMs coming! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | WE STILL NEED TO BALANCE! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | meanwhile NGRMS pusharounds are due tomorrow... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and OMB MAX closes on Friday! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna... I'm sure OSD will give us an extension... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why can't they just release the PDM... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't handle these false starts... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe this is just the way it is... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Just tell me when the PDM drops... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ...tell the Mechs I will double their popcorn supply |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and I authorize overtime for the Bullpen... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | go ahead... make it so... |
