| 00:00 - 00:03 | You see with JIRA you can create cards |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And put them in sprints |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Current sprint, priority, backlog |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | this way our work is organized |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and everyone knows what to work on |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what about these sprints |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The linked ones |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. sprint master... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Um... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Those sprints cannot be unlinked |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are permanently in the queue |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Atlassian is a 59 billion dollar company |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Don't tell me JIRA can't unlink sprints |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | JIRA has never before let us down |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It can even count time backwards |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and outages only happen |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | every two weeks |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I don't want to hear about Azure Devops |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I want JIRA to unlink the sprint |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Just delete it |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | If we delete, the other team's sprint will also delete |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Does it look like I care about the other team |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, all of their cards will unallocate |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | then they will feel the pain that we are feeling |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | its horrible |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | who created this ridiculous system |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | why would you have support management |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | with no spam filter |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I don't want to get prime rates |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | on US China bulk shipping |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | or hire contract developers |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | it all doesn't make sense |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | why can't I delete cards |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | why can't I order cards by story points |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Why can't I put epics together |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And the documentation... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why are there three different documentation website for the API |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | what is the difference between Cloud and Platform? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It's all so convoluted |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and nobody answers their support email |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | its like they don't want customers |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'm sorry JIRA dev, the colors are nice |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Is there nothing we can do |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We are stuck, forever cursed with this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | horrible user experience |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | forever |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just wanted to track time like a normal human being |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and not have linked sprints |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | but JIRA doesn't care |
