WOTC Not Banning The One Ring
49 views8/10/2023
Everyone knows that the money machine wont ban what is making them money
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | We have had a lot of feedback about The One Ring |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | played in every deck and ruining Modern gameplay |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Everyone is waiting for our next ban announcement hoping we save Modern |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We just printed this card there is now way we can ban it |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | We will just unban Preordain |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Scry 2 |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Scry 2 |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Scry 2 and draw while your opponent runs away with the game |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Scry 2 |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Meanwhile WOTC employees have new Porches in their garage with big piles of money |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Toasting each other with expensive wine |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | watching everyone scramble to get a playset since it was not banned |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | At modern events |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | everyone will have a deck with it |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | It's too good not to run |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and one guy will run Preordain |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Scry 2 |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | "Cool story bro I'll play the one ring." |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | have protection and draw 1 |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | and next turn ill draw 2. Ill Draw 2 and play another one |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | What are you going to do |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Bounce it to my hand and let me play it again? |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No really you can either |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | counter it on the stack or |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | target me with a thoughtseize |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | but you can't destroy it |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | indestructable |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | you have to exile it |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I had my first one get countered in a match, didn't matter |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Playing Tron |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Turn 3 |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | 7 Mana |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | 4 copies of Karn the Great Creator |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | 3 Rings main and 1 Sideboard |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | My opening hand needs to have turn 3 tron and a way to get the Ring for turn 4 |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Sounds easy to Pilot |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | It's very easy to pilot |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | And the fact it gives protection as well |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Cherry on the cake. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | In all seriousness I hope they ban this card |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | After everyone got a playset? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | WOTC won't care since they made record profits letting it stick around for a little longer |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Plus we know there will be another broken card in a few months |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | and they will want that card banned |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | and we won't |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Not until we've made our money |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Why would we change if they keep giving us money. |