WOTC Not Banning The One Ring

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Everyone knows that the money machine wont ban what is making them money

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00:00 - 00:05We have had a lot of feedback about The One Ring
00:05 - 00:07played in every deck and ruining Modern gameplay
00:07 - 00:10Everyone is waiting for our next ban announcement hoping we save Modern
00:11 - 00:16We just printed this card there is now way we can ban it
00:17 - 00:21We will just unban Preordain
00:21 - 00:24Scry 2
00:29 - 00:31Scry 2
00:31 - 00:34Scry 2 and draw while your opponent runs away with the game
00:38 - 00:40Scry 2
00:41 - 00:47Meanwhile WOTC employees have new Porches in their garage with big piles of money
00:47 - 00:50Toasting each other with expensive wine
00:50 - 00:56watching everyone scramble to get a playset since it was not banned
00:58 - 00:59At modern events
00:59 - 01:01everyone will have a deck with it
01:04 - 01:06It's too good not to run
01:06 - 01:08and one guy will run Preordain
01:13 - 01:14Scry 2
01:14 - 01:16"Cool story bro I'll play the one ring."
01:16 - 01:20have protection and draw 1
01:21 - 01:27and next turn ill draw 2. Ill Draw 2 and play another one
01:35 - 01:36What are you going to do
01:36 - 01:39Bounce it to my hand and let me play it again?
01:41 - 01:44No really you can either
01:44 - 01:47counter it on the stack or
01:47 - 01:49target me with a thoughtseize
01:50 - 01:53but you can't destroy it
01:54 - 01:56indestructable
01:56 - 01:58you have to exile it
01:58 - 02:02I had my first one get countered in a match, didn't matter
02:05 - 02:07Playing Tron
02:10 - 02:11Turn 3
02:11 - 02:137 Mana
02:15 - 02:174 copies of Karn the Great Creator
02:17 - 02:203 Rings main and 1 Sideboard
02:21 - 02:28My opening hand needs to have turn 3 tron and a way to get the Ring for turn 4
02:29 - 02:30Sounds easy to Pilot
02:30 - 02:32It's very easy to pilot
02:36 - 02:39And the fact it gives protection as well
02:40 - 02:42Cherry on the cake.
02:50 - 02:55In all seriousness I hope they ban this card
02:56 - 02:58After everyone got a playset?
02:58 - 03:04WOTC won't care since they made record profits letting it stick around for a little longer
03:04 - 03:09Plus we know there will be another broken card in a few months
03:09 - 03:11and they will want that card banned
03:16 - 03:20and we won't
03:23 - 03:26Not until we've made our money
03:31 - 03:36Why would we change if they keep giving us money.