| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have sent out messages of condolence. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Abundance of caution. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Safety is our top priority. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our partners in safety. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Where our employees enjoy… |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | They aren’t buying it… |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We’re considering pizza… |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | In the meantime… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Billboards |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | from lawfirms are popping up. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | YouTubers are… |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All level 2 NURPS out now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Line checks! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Drug tests! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Find Gummer! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Don’t worry, you’ve got your Porsche |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Hire more NURPS now! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Cheaper catering! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | No bottled water! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Motel 6 everywhere! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But event reports… |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We ignore those already. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But the NTSB is on us. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I’ll pay them off. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Bring me Hemko now! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Bug the vans! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Drug the catering! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Drown them in bulletins! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Make a new banner! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | For fuck sake find me Gummer! And Hemko! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This must stop! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They are uniting against me! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The stock price is tanking. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was going to be on Rogan. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And The View! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But now… |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I’d be lucky to get on CNN. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Who do I blame? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe Sideshow? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Or Joe Bell? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Or the van drivers? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He’ll find a scapegoat. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Where is Gummer? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Oh fuck it… |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe I’ll… |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Restructure this place. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Let NURPS unionize and actually embrace safety. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or just put up… |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | An appearance mirror. |
