| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir- we just received critical news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We received an email |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It is from mfack. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He said that he is not happy working here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and he is going to look for another job |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Send him a $25 gift card to portillos |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That should keep him here another 2 years |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He has already... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | he has already send his resignation letter |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Fe is going to work for Buffett at Geico |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room other than the CFO, CMO, and boss. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can this happen |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He was driving this whole company |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He's the only reason we are still in business |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You are all worthless |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He did everyone's work |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He was the only reason we were mildly effective |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He was the numbers |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now all of you will have to do it all |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuir he ran everything here. We know nothing |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You all did nothing? You dont know how to do anything? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | At the time it made sense he is our best |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You abused him and now we lost our golden goose! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Allstate has no hope |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Buffett will empower him |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Mfack will take geico to new height |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Allstate will be left in ruin |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We will be lucky to even get jobs at the distribution facility |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | where the offices used to be. I hope you an drive a fork lift! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And we will never get to tickle him again |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | the giggles were timeless and warmed my soul |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He lifted all of us up |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Gave us hope, had real insights and feedback |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not a dick sucking yes man like you |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He even ran marketing |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The best GD commercials- he was mayham- he was speaking to us all |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Do you see the net at every football game |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Those were his hands |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The most beautiful hands |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And now when i see a field goal to into his hands them i will cry |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Did he put it in your butt? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There is nothing for us to do now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He may come back to kick us... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ....in the nuts |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He will show no mercy |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It was great when we had him. We will call it the golden age of Allstate |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But it is no more, Geico has him now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Long live Mfack |
