Mike Leaves Allstate

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This is the live look in to the reaction of the Allstate CEO when he realized that Mike is leaving the company.

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00:00 - 00:03Sir- we just received critical news
00:04 - 00:05We received an email
00:05 - 00:07It is from mfack.
00:08 - 00:12He said that he is not happy working here
00:12 - 00:15and he is going to look for another job
00:17 - 00:19Send him a $25 gift card to portillos
00:19 - 00:21That should keep him here another 2 years
00:24 - 00:26My Fuir
00:27 - 00:28He has already...
00:31 - 00:33he has already send his resignation letter
00:34 - 00:36Fe is going to work for Buffett at Geico
00:53 - 00:58Everyone leave the room other than the CFO, CMO, and boss.
01:13 - 01:15How can this happen
01:15 - 01:17He was driving this whole company
01:18 - 01:23He's the only reason we are still in business
01:25 - 01:28You are all worthless
01:29 - 01:31He did everyone's work
01:31 - 01:34He was the only reason we were mildly effective
01:34 - 01:37He was the numbers
01:37 - 01:40Now all of you will have to do it all
01:40 - 01:42My fuir he ran everything here. We know nothing
01:42 - 01:46You all did nothing? You dont know how to do anything?
01:46 - 01:48At the time it made sense he is our best
01:48 - 01:52You abused him and now we lost our golden goose!
01:53 - 01:54Allstate has no hope
01:56 - 01:57Buffett will empower him
01:57 - 02:00Mfack will take geico to new height
02:00 - 02:03Allstate will be left in ruin
02:04 - 02:08We will be lucky to even get jobs at the distribution facility
02:08 - 02:13where the offices used to be. I hope you an drive a fork lift!
02:14 - 02:16And we will never get to tickle him again
02:17 - 02:21the giggles were timeless and warmed my soul
02:27 - 02:29He lifted all of us up
02:30 - 02:34Gave us hope, had real insights and feedback
02:34 - 02:36Not a dick sucking yes man like you
02:41 - 02:42He even ran marketing
02:43 - 02:47The best GD commercials- he was mayham- he was speaking to us all
02:48 - 02:53Do you see the net at every football game
02:54 - 02:56Those were his hands
02:56 - 02:59The most beautiful hands
03:00 - 03:02And now when i see a field goal to into his hands them i will cry
03:04 - 03:07Did he put it in your butt?
03:14 - 03:16There is nothing for us to do now
03:19 - 03:23He may come back to kick us...
03:25 - 03:26....in the nuts
03:31 - 03:33He will show no mercy
03:40 - 03:46It was great when we had him. We will call it the golden age of Allstate
03:46 - 03:49But it is no more, Geico has him now
03:53 - 03:56Long live Mfack