| 00:00 - 00:03 | Flavell, It took us a long time to decide this |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | but I am pleased to confirm |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the next location of the lad's trip |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We discussed Poland, Spain, Czechia; even Belfast! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | However, Dan is super keen on Amsterdam |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is fasntastic news! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Amsterdam is famous for booze and drugs! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Flavell, you need to know... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...Westwood wants... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Westwood wants to go to the Tulip festival |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He says the colours are radiant |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can everyone that isn't going to grace us with their presence in Amsterdam, leave the room now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this twat talking about!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How dare he interrupt our drinking time |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and for fucking Tulips no less! Who the fuck invited him!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who wants to see flowers on a lad's trip? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Fucking 'radiant' he says! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I am tired of this prick! Fucking Tulips! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If we have to sit on a bus for an hour |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | With a massive hangover, I'll lose my shit! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Flavell, the tulips might be gorgeous! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up Matt! Why you sticking up for him? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I enjoy culture in my late 30's now! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You want culture? Why pick Amsterdam then? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fucking Tulips! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'll shove a Tulip up his ass! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You talk about culture, but you know |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that he'll be the first to eat a banana |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | out of a fucking woman's snatch on stage! Where will the culture go then!? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I want to drink shot after shot, double it, triple it, quadruple every drink! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I hate fucking TULIPS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Dan will no doubt back him up, after showing us his fucking press ups! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Is it so difficult to just drink? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Alcohol for breakfast, lunch, dinner and super! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He'll be wanting coffee or tea again! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Who goes abroad to look at a flower? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We have fucking flowers in England! Why fly to see more? Fucking 'radiant'!? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He'll walk in there and queue to walk up the first fucking windmill he sees! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We could be surrounded by tits! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Does he care though? He'll comment on the 'beauty' |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Where will my triple Jameson be then? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Sam, we'll get him a quadruple! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The truth is that... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll go to see the tulips and I might not hate them |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I might even enjoy them |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The one thing I will struggle with... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ...will be Dan wanting to go to a super club. He is obsessed with super clubs! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He works out every day just for the super club! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hope I don't see his balls too much |
