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We are off to Amsterdam! We are off to Amsterdam! We are off to Amsterdam!

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00:00 - 00:03Flavell, It took us a long time to decide this
00:04 - 00:05but I am pleased to confirm
00:05 - 00:07the next location of the lad's trip
00:08 - 00:12We discussed Poland, Spain, Czechia; even Belfast!
00:12 - 00:15However, Dan is super keen on Amsterdam
00:17 - 00:19This is fasntastic news!
00:19 - 00:21Amsterdam is famous for booze and drugs!
00:24 - 00:26Flavell, you need to know...
00:27 - 00:28...Westwood wants...
00:31 - 00:33Westwood wants to go to the Tulip festival
00:34 - 00:36He says the colours are radiant
00:53 - 00:58Can everyone that isn't going to grace us with their presence in Amsterdam, leave the room now!
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck is this twat talking about!?
01:15 - 01:17How dare he interrupt our drinking time
01:18 - 01:23and for fucking Tulips no less! Who the fuck invited him!?
01:25 - 01:28Who wants to see flowers on a lad's trip?
01:29 - 01:31Fucking 'radiant' he says!
01:31 - 01:34I am tired of this prick! Fucking Tulips!
01:34 - 01:37If we have to sit on a bus for an hour
01:37 - 01:40With a massive hangover, I'll lose my shit!
01:40 - 01:42Flavell, the tulips might be gorgeous!
01:42 - 01:46Shut the fuck up Matt! Why you sticking up for him?
01:46 - 01:48I enjoy culture in my late 30's now!
01:48 - 01:52You want culture? Why pick Amsterdam then?
01:53 - 01:54Fucking Tulips!
01:56 - 01:57I'll shove a Tulip up his ass!
01:57 - 02:00You talk about culture, but you know
02:00 - 02:03that he'll be the first to eat a banana
02:04 - 02:08out of a fucking woman's snatch on stage! Where will the culture go then!?
02:08 - 02:13I want to drink shot after shot, double it, triple it, quadruple every drink!
02:14 - 02:16I hate fucking TULIPS!
02:17 - 02:21Dan will no doubt back him up, after showing us his fucking press ups!
02:27 - 02:29Is it so difficult to just drink?
02:30 - 02:34Alcohol for breakfast, lunch, dinner and super!
02:34 - 02:36He'll be wanting coffee or tea again!
02:41 - 02:42Who goes abroad to look at a flower?
02:43 - 02:47We have fucking flowers in England! Why fly to see more? Fucking 'radiant'!?
02:48 - 02:53He'll walk in there and queue to walk up the first fucking windmill he sees!
02:54 - 02:56We could be surrounded by tits!
02:56 - 02:59Does he care though? He'll comment on the 'beauty'
03:00 - 03:02Where will my triple Jameson be then?
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry Sam, we'll get him a quadruple!
03:14 - 03:16The truth is that...
03:19 - 03:23I'll go to see the tulips and I might not hate them
03:25 - 03:26I might even enjoy them
03:31 - 03:33The one thing I will struggle with...
03:40 - 03:46...will be Dan wanting to go to a super club. He is obsessed with super clubs!
03:46 - 03:49He works out every day just for the super club!
03:53 - 03:56I hope I don't see his balls too much