| 00:00 - 00:03 | Following AP World we'll continue to other APs |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Next, we do AP Gov |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And later APUSH |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This plan should be successful; everyone says AP Gov is super easy |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There are no DBQs there, the path to a 5 is clear |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't get carried away with all that |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | AP World was supposed to be easy too |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Actually |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Actually our spies at the AP Reading have reported |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | you did not pass any of your essays |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The people in my study group stay: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell!?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How is this even possible?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I studied for almost a week! A week! C'mon! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And I did those stupid review worksheets! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I even looked up some stuff on Wikipedia |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Was Kahoot useless then?? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I subjected myself to dozens of those idiotic John Green videos |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I subjected myself to dozens of those idiotic John Green videos |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer I cannot permit you to insult John Green ... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | If I hear about the Mongols once more I will literally ingest cyanide |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, some of those videos were funny... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Funny? Was crippling my hand writing essays funny? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It was supposed to be easy! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I mean freshman take this class... freshman! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I did the Reading Guides like I was supposed to every unit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I even kept an organized binder. For what purpose? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I never even went back and looked at anything in it |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And I looked over Mr. Skidmore's website once for almost 20 minutes |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | My study group went to Starbucks...and I don't even like coffee! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now all the other dictators will make fun of me, especially Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I went to class... I did most of the work |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And the last 2 weeks I did so many redos to boost my grade! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I even memorized the Chinese Dynasty song |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I should have studied more |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and now my mom is gonna be so mad I made her buy a review book |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All year I listened to Mr. Skidmore talk about analyzing and explaining |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I even asked a question about it once |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Analyzing can be hard when I never read the textbook |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who has time to read all that crap!? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry... we both got 5s |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Those essay questions were really hard |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Sourcing? Who analyzes quality of information in their everyday life? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Complexity is impossible... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least there's the multiple choice section |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I had to do better on that. Some of the pictures seemed easy enough |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Except that last ten. I drew a pattern for those |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll never forgive you Mr. Skidmore... |
