| 00:00 - 00:03 | Next year in Division one |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will go to |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The following pubs |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Bell, Bullets, YESS Club |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Tintinhul WMC, Johnson Park & Con Club |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And we will go up |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | As Div 2 Champions |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Woodie |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Jibbers |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Jibbers beat us |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And have just won the league! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except for Sammy, Rob & Major! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the Fuck |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT THE FUCK! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We have lost to those Jibber Cunts |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The Peeweets |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And the Ball Boys Twice! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How can we have lost so much |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | After our great start |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We go and throw it away! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we won the Stan Sparks Cup |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don’t give a fuck about that cup |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Woodie, we beat the Red Devils |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But we didn’t Win the league |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It’s all that matters! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How can this happen |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We are called the Unstoppables |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Everyone’s calling us “The Stopables” |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | As for those Jibber Cunts |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We watch them play and they kept |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Hitting Spare Spare Spare |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That bash kept running past the line and he looks like Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How can this have happened |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Last year’s Div 3 champions |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Only runner up this year |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It’s a Joke |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We were walking the league and now look |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now we have gone and bottled it |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And now I go onto facebook |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And I see that fucking Scott Fitzgerald |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Sharing them all celebrating |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s okay, maybe next year |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There going to be unbearable |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At the Presentation night |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe I won’t go |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The show must go on |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I guess we will have to try beat them next year |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Those fucking Jibber Cunts |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It’s going to be impossible |
