| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the land we had for the open dig |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | roughly 20 acres |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | all covered in 4 feet grass |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | obviously we advertised it as |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | 1000 acres all ploughed |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | lets have another open dig there |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | put it up on Facebook. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Brian |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the detectorists |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the detectorists are demanding a full refund |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they are not happy |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Julian, Damien and Amanda stay the rest of you fuck off. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | who the fuck do they think I am |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | they don't know how to run a fucking dig |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ill triple their bloody membership fees |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | see how those greedy fuckers like that |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and then ill make them rejoin every 3 months |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | they can stick their refund up their arse |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | they aren't getting a penny from me |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | anyone starts again their out! their gone |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Brian, just apologise and we can move on. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | shut the fuck up Julian, I'm giving no quarter! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Brian Bud, this isn't needed mate |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | what was done was done for safety reasons |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | don't these people know how to run a dig? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | NO, because they've never bloody run one |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | so im telling you now |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | anymore of this shit and you can fuck off |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and im telling you all |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | im not going to stand by and be slagged off |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | by anybody who thinks they fucking well know about metal detecting |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | don't they know how hard these greedy farmers are making it to find land |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I gave the prick £350 |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | we only made £3650 |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | how will I afford to fix my teeth now |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | anyone who is hating on us will be blocked |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | get to that right away Amanda |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I was on the BBC dont they know |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm important, I'm a somebody now |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | they dare to question my authority |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I fucking shut the dig for safety reasons |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its ok Janet, he can get dentures instead |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | maybe Julians right |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | an apology is not a sign of weakness |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | even if I don't mean it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Julian start preparing a statement. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | tell the members it was Janets fault and that moron Damiens |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | we will give them 5% off the next dig. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now fuck off all of you! |
