| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we have had the opportunity to test |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and shoot the STACCATO |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Pistol at the Alvin range, PSC |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and ALVIN outdoor range |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The outdoor range did have alot of sand though |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So the STACCATO was |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | like everyone said right? It just shoots itself |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Commander Crites |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The STACCATOS... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ALL The STACCATOS jammed at the gunrange |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And all the PD Issued Glocks shot perfectly |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that does not carry a STACCATO Please leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WTF do you mean all the STACCATOS jammed?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is not possible!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WTF did we pay for?? Were not shooting a FN Taurus Pistol!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | $4000 just to get some cheap knockoff wanna-be operator pistol?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I went to five different armory schools for this crap! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I put my name and reputation behind this piece of junk! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What the hell do you think Patrol and |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | all the other non-believers are gonna say. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Its ok no one will find out what happened |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you kidding!! There is text groups right now joking about it |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Commander Crites, no one will believe them |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Stop it! Why did I believe the Hype and spend my SWAT $$ on this |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ITS TOO LATE FOR A REFUND! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why didnt I just buy useless |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | crap like everyone else like a GOLFCART or a |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Harley Davidson which Im too old to ride! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The STACCATO Shoots itself they said! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Anybody can shoot a perfect qualification they said! WTH was I thinking |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Its the person that shoots the gun |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | not the gun itself, who was I kidding. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Do you know how many people |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | have ordered STACCATOS already? Half the PD! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What are they gonna do when |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | they find out they are |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | gonna actually go to the gun range and practice shooting instead |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | having a gun that magically shoots the qualification for them. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Ill tell you what, Im gonna deny |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | this story and continue the lie that STACCATOS |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | shoot perfect nobody can say otherwise |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, we still have GLOCKS in the Armory |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I really believed them when |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | they said STACCATO would be the last pistol I would ever buy |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I know I can count on you |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My loyal STACCATO gun owners |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Im not to worried. There is always another story that will distract them |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Like a fleet accident, or an accidental discharge |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...Or a lawsuit against the Police Dept |
