| 00:00 - 00:03 | We planned the parade for Columbia, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | through USC's campus. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Next, a Deutsch Treat meal |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | at area Lizard's Thickets. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Your meal would be comped. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. I'll pig out. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Will our trophy be there? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uh, about that ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You tell him. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | USC dough-popped us 31-30. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We won't be in the playoffs. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All you tractor alumni may leave as I read the game stats. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We lost to the Coots?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It was supposed to be a walkover! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Did we send our powder puff team? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Or did we just play like girls? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Coots fans were demanding |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Beamer's and Satterfield's scalps!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now they're laughing at us. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | One point? Might as well be a million? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We had a pick-6 and a safety. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's W's and L's, not a few plays, Schnitzel breath! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We led until the fourth quarter. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you realize how much I've run my mouth? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We own the ACC, yet we |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | lose to Sling Blade boy. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Our resume? Gone like a fart in the wind! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Wake Forest? Syracuse? Louisville? puh-leeze! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Lucky we played FSU early. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why didn't we put sand on the field? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That might have helped us slow USC's receivers. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'd like to send the coaches |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | to the Russian front. They ditched |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | the run & throw incompletions! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm still in shock. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If I hear "Beamer Ball" one more time, I'll puke!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The CFP committee won't return my calls! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Don't they know we're Clemson? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Not all our women wear mullets! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He told me he loves yours. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm unsure if I'm still All In |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe I should root for Tennessee. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I know one thing: |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They'd wouldn't lose to USC. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And I could still wear my orange when on community service. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Aw, who am I kidding? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Come spring game, I'll be All In. |
