| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...... and 550 on the 747 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | All highly skilled |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All bases filled soon |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And per our planning objective from a year ago |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the 1,100 pilots will be assigned to these bases |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So we have about 30% more pilots overall |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Based on those numbers |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | John... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Thing is.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Thing is we have to send them home after indoc |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 2 to 4 months.. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except HR, MIA training, training scheduling.. leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | When I said 1,100 pilots |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I meant 1,100 pilots ON THE LINE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | NOT PAYROLL.. its bad enough we pay these stick jockeys |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Overpaid, self entitled luddites |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We should sack them all |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Complaining about cold catering |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fly around the world staying in nice hotels |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Bitching about the pillows in crew rest |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | John, 737 pilots don't complain |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I spend more time on the shitter, than they fly |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | John, that's not true |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Its a metaphor you moron, how can you not understand the difference |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ONE YEAR AGO |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It was only one year ago that we sat here |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and you all told me we could employ over 1,000 pilots |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Raving on about E3 Austronauts |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Telling me how great it will be to have Cathay Pacific pilots here |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now all i hear is, these morons are playing rugby in the training center hallways |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ITS NOT EVEN FOOTBALL |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How the hell am i going to pull a golden parachute out of this Apollo buyout |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Its like they are all taking my money from me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My money, MY hard earned money |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Resisting their attempts for a raise |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And finally... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | AT THE ELEVENTH HOUR, I CAN LEAVE THIS FLYING SCHOOL |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You three circus clowns come here telling me... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You are employing people to sit at home |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Its bad enough we keep them in Miami for 4 months |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Doing their stupid flows |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its ok, the posters are on order |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Im sorry |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I expected too much of you |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You're family |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My family |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | My inbred, dysfunctional, window licking, crayon munching |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Alabama step cousins |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Im stuck here forever now... |
