| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I tell them "Teach me this Farkle" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I tell them their instructions are very good! |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I ask a couple questions to throw them off the scent |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I even lose the first game! |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Meanwhile I've been playing for YEARS! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | And they have no idea!!!! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | They think they're so good!!!! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I even lose a couple more games to them |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | They have no idea! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | These idiots think they"re teaching me to play this game |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And I've played for years |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And they're gloating |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Not knowing |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | They're being bamboozled!!! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | The whole time they're winning.... |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | They're being played the whole time! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | I couldn't believe it |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | They have no idea! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | No clue!!!! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Inside I can't believe these tards! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | We add players to the game |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Even our DAD!!! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | I lose some more! |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | "Oh my goodness this game is difficult!" I say |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I chuckle to myself |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Waiting for my time! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Still they have no idea |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I'm barely holding it together |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I convince them to stay and play more |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Mindy is talking so much trash |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Even, Even my Dad |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | *inaudible* |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Even my Dad won a game |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And he's talking smack! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I can't believe EVEN this guy won a game! He never wins anything! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | So I say "one more!" |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | And their 1 year old is up way too late and crying! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | So I actually start to play |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | And I crush them! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | It's not even close, they never stood a chance |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | How bad was it? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Well it's a game to 10,000 |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | And I won by over 8000 points |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I rolled 2-triples, three rolls in a row |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | 3 2x triples! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | They didn't know what hit them!!!! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | By the end they were asking for me to end the game for them |
