Farkle for Life

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Uncle Charley crushes the family in Farkle after letting them win the first few games they played.

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00:00 - 00:05So I tell them "Teach me this Farkle"
00:05 - 00:07I tell them their instructions are very good!
00:07 - 00:10I ask a couple questions to throw them off the scent
00:11 - 00:16I even lose the first game!
00:17 - 00:21Meanwhile I've been playing for YEARS!
00:21 - 00:24And they have no idea!!!!
00:29 - 00:31They think they're so good!!!!
00:31 - 00:34I even lose a couple more games to them
00:38 - 00:40They have no idea!
00:41 - 00:47These idiots think they"re teaching me to play this game
00:47 - 00:50And I've played for years
00:50 - 00:56And they're gloating
00:58 - 00:59Not knowing
00:59 - 01:01They're being bamboozled!!!
01:04 - 01:06The whole time they're winning....
01:06 - 01:08They're being played the whole time!
01:13 - 01:14I couldn't believe it
01:14 - 01:16They have no idea!
01:16 - 01:20No clue!!!!
01:21 - 01:27Inside I can't believe these tards!
01:35 - 01:36We add players to the game
01:36 - 01:39Even our DAD!!!
01:41 - 01:44I lose some more!
01:44 - 01:47"Oh my goodness this game is difficult!" I say
01:47 - 01:49I chuckle to myself
01:50 - 01:53Waiting for my time!
01:54 - 01:56Still they have no idea
01:56 - 01:58I'm barely holding it together
01:58 - 02:02I convince them to stay and play more
02:05 - 02:07Mindy is talking so much trash
02:10 - 02:11Even, Even my Dad
02:11 - 02:13*inaudible*
02:15 - 02:17Even my Dad won a game
02:17 - 02:20And he's talking smack!
02:21 - 02:28I can't believe EVEN this guy won a game! He never wins anything!
02:29 - 02:30So I say "one more!"
02:30 - 02:32And their 1 year old is up way too late and crying!
02:36 - 02:39So I actually start to play
02:40 - 02:42And I crush them!
02:50 - 02:55It's not even close, they never stood a chance
02:56 - 02:58How bad was it?
02:58 - 03:04Well it's a game to 10,000
03:04 - 03:09And I won by over 8000 points
03:09 - 03:11I rolled 2-triples, three rolls in a row
03:16 - 03:203 2x triples!
03:23 - 03:26They didn't know what hit them!!!!
03:31 - 03:36By the end they were asking for me to end the game for them