Unstuck - Trump Reacts

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Fallen wannabe dictator Donald Trump reacts to the news that he's finished

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00:00 - 00:03Mr. President, the Michigan canvassing board has certified Biden's win.
00:04 - 00:05We've lost all hope in Pennsylvnia.
00:05 - 00:07The blue wall is completely in tact.
00:08 - 00:12We've lost the recount in Georgia.
00:12 - 00:15Joe Biden has won 306 electoral votes.
00:17 - 00:19Find better lawyers.
00:19 - 00:21File more lawsuits.
00:24 - 00:26Mr. President
00:27 - 00:28The good lawyers...
00:31 - 00:33The good lawyers won't work for you anymore, you're 1-35.
00:34 - 00:36All that's left is Rudy Giuliani.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who thinks I lost and should concede, you're fired.
01:13 - 01:15Giuliani is a dotard!
01:15 - 01:17Four Seasons Total Landscaping???
01:18 - 01:23He makes me look like a fool!!!
01:25 - 01:28His daughter says she voted for Biden,
01:29 - 01:31and now Ivanka tells me to concede!
01:31 - 01:34Hair dye runs down Rudy's face!
01:34 - 01:37He quotes My Cousin Vinny????
01:37 - 01:40He told me he had a brilliant plan!
01:40 - 01:42Mr. President, Giuliani just needs more time.
01:42 - 01:46To quote Erin Brokovich in front of Ritz Beauty Spa?
01:46 - 01:48Mr. President, we can have the state legislatures pick your electors.
01:48 - 01:52You think I didn't try that already?
01:53 - 01:54They strung me along.
01:56 - 01:57They asked for COVID relief money,
01:57 - 02:00then drank my free champagne
02:00 - 02:03and refused to overthrow the will of the voters!
02:04 - 02:08I even gave them free rooms and food at Trump International.
02:08 - 02:13They ate me out of house and hotel!
02:14 - 02:16How can the two Republicans with an ounce of respect for democracy
02:17 - 02:21be in the Michigan state legislature???
02:27 - 02:29They were supposed to listen to me.
02:30 - 02:34I'm their favorite President, Donald J. Trump!
02:34 - 02:36I've been tweeting that I won for two weeks,
02:41 - 02:42but we're even losing the deplorable base.
02:43 - 02:47Even that dumb poker player Mike Matusow is against me now.
02:48 - 02:53Who's next? Awval999? Inso0?
02:54 - 02:56Now I have less than two months to grift.
02:56 - 02:59I've got $400 million in debts, and the Republicans won't pay for my hotel rooms anymore.
03:00 - 03:02I'll have nothing left to leave my kids.
03:04 - 03:07Oh, Ivanka, he was always broke anyway.
03:14 - 03:16Sir, perhaps you should think about our legal liability.
03:19 - 03:23I can pardon everyone, but not for the state crimes.
03:25 - 03:26You're all going to jail.
03:31 - 03:33I'll flee to Russia.
03:40 - 03:46I'll use my following on social media to spend my days
03:46 - 03:49hawking My Pillows and Goya Beans to deplorables
03:53 - 03:56and trying not to see the Vince memes.