| 00:00 - 00:05 | So these niggas made a thread talking about July 23rd its over |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I said aight bruh lets see what this noise about |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | July 23rd come around |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | They all hype talking about graphical horse power of the new XBOX then the new Halo demo comes on |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | An upscaled Halo 2 |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Halo 2 |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Halo 2 |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Textures all muddy lookin like Courtdog dooky stained mattress |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Halo 2 |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | All these months talkin bout teraflops this teraflops that |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Comparing CPU and GPU specs |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And they playing the exact same game they played 15 years ago |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Shit TERAFLOPPED so hard |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Microsoft had to release a press statement |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | They blamed COVID |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | COVID |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Halo 2 |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | They been working on this game for two years b |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Spectacular TERAFLOP |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | These dudes been waiting and saving their corona checks for this? |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Fuck they waiting for? |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Just turn your XBOX 360 on and pop in Halo 2 |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Now the goal posts moving |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | The debates no longer about graphics Its about multiplayer now |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | What multiplayer games? |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Yall can keep Halo 2.5 |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Bruh that shit wasn't even |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | running on XBOX hardware |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Guess them teraflops couldn't handle the upscaling |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Halo 2 |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | I can't |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | I can't bruh |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Phil Spencer said he not worried after PS5 reveal |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | His shit flopped so hard SONY embarrassed for him |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | If he humbles they might donate some IPs to his next gen content starved console |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Like Salvation Army |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | XBOX the Salvation Army of game consoles |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Put Phil Spencer in a Master Chief suit |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | With a green kettle and bell |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | How you gon launch a new console with no next gen content? |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | how much they selling it for? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Does it matter? |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Who buys a gaming console with no games? |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Like buying a car with no wheels |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | You buying it to listen to the radio? |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Upscaled XBOX 360 games |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | This one hell of an entanglement |
