The Shadow finds out Mark signed with Team Iran

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Herr Shadow, we have completed the signing of Sporting before the Iranians could close the deal We've added him to the spreadsheet here. There are no take-backs This has temporarily left the Iranians with an empty roster spot here Prepare a press release

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00:00 - 00:03Herr Shadow, we have completed the signing of Sporting
00:04 - 00:05before the Iranians could close the deal
00:05 - 00:07We've added him to the spreadsheet here.
00:08 - 00:12There are no take-backs
00:12 - 00:15This has temporarily left the Iranians with an empty roster spot here
00:17 - 00:19Prepare a press release
00:19 - 00:21We'll rub the Iranians' noses in this.
00:24 - 00:26Herr Shadow...
00:27 - 00:28They...
00:31 - 00:33already filled their roster spot.
00:34 - 00:36with Fantasy Football Scout Mark.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who ever LOL'd at a Sporting knob joke leave the room
01:13 - 01:15How the hell did the Iranians pull this off?
01:15 - 01:17The last I looked they didn't even have a captain!
01:18 - 01:23And now they've signed Mark?
01:25 - 01:28And we get a third rate comedian?
01:29 - 01:31He's at least second rate.
01:31 - 01:34Sporting just asked me how to spell Falcao.
01:34 - 01:37because he couldn't find him in Colombia's team in the McD game
01:37 - 01:40So instead he transferred in Olivier Giroud!!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, we can teach him.
01:42 - 01:46Teach him? Sporting makes Doosra's punts look conservative!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, he's an experienced player.
01:48 - 01:52Experienced? The last time Sporting cracked the top 100K
01:53 - 01:54Dean Martin was probably still alive
01:56 - 01:57Chelsea was owned by an Englishman
01:57 - 02:00and Wayne Rooney hadn't even sniffed his first Big Mac!
02:00 - 02:03Now the Iranians are laughing at us.
02:04 - 02:08getting +1s for their fatwah posts
02:08 - 02:13getting smilie faces left and right
02:14 - 02:16We were supposed to be the funny team!
02:17 - 02:21The Iranians were supposed to be stuck with a gravless latecomer.
02:27 - 02:29Instead they have Mark.
02:30 - 02:34We were supposed to be the favorites.
02:34 - 02:36Now I look like Arsene Wenger trying to win with Nickolas Bentdner.
02:41 - 02:42ENR did this.
02:43 - 02:47Never trust a man with a Salma Hayek gravatar.
02:48 - 02:53"Sporting needs a team he says."
02:54 - 02:56Yeah. That worked out well.
02:56 - 02:59The Iranians land a proven fantasy expert.
03:00 - 03:02and we're stuck we a Dean Martin wannabee
03:04 - 03:07It's okay I don't know who Dean Martin is either.
03:14 - 03:16There's only one way out of this mess
03:19 - 03:23One of you will have to tell Sporting
03:25 - 03:26"You're fired."
03:31 - 03:33But with kind regards.
03:40 - 03:46We can replace him even now.
03:46 - 03:49Maybe the guy who thought Lamela was French
03:53 - 03:56is still available.