| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I read the tweets saying "More Maintenance? WTF" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "Come on. I saved 600SQ for Ishtar" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | "Is it gonna be Nerofest all over again" |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | And I'm like "No 21 hoursof maintenance this time" |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Let's make it 24 hours |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Take that |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Take that |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | You want more apologems for Mapo Tofu? No problem |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Take that |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Best thing is, they thought they'd get into the game after only 4 hours of maintenance |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | They had their alarms set and everything |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And the first thing they see: "Extended maintenance" |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | TBD |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | TBD meaning another 18 hours |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And people said |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | "I'll be back in in a hour then" |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Take that |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | And they kept on checking in every hour |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Hoping the server is finally up |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Little do they know we can keep it down forever |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | You had a perfect login streak? |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Well sucks to be you! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But srsly. 12 Hours had passed already |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | The IOS update was ready. So we made another tweet. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | To make sure everybody is aware |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | that they're not gonna play anytime soon |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Degens |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Gacha addicts all of them |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | You shoulda seen the salt in the comments |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Take that |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Europeans |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Europeans woke up at 3AM |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | To save their login streak |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Not knowing there are 2 hours of maintenance left |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | And dont get me started on the degens rushing Babylonia for 30 SQ |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Going mad! |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Complaining as if we ever cared |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Those idiots would do anything for more gacha |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Just to get 2D waifus |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | They even kept track of how many apologems they'd receive |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Will you compensate the players? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | We always do. Not like it matters with our shit gacha rates |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | 1% for an SSR with no pity rates |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | But the players just keep rolling |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Yorokobe Shounen |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Imagine waiting 24 hours |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Just to get spooked by Arjuna on Ishtar's banner |
