| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are now ready to strengthen Dynamics implementation |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | in category B countries across |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | both operational Divisions |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We recognize that many category A countries will require continued assistance |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | on system as well as work flow issues |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So now we prepare in advance |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And we avoid delayed reporting in Q3 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Vacation... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our vacation plan has just been published |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The EMT is taking 4 weeks of vacation |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | International, HR, Finance and IT Departments stay in the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Did you not read the e-mails? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Have you not attended the meetings and understood |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | the critical situation that we are now facing with Dynamics? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I wrote letters to our donors promising improvements |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and now you go on vacation |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | without even thinking about handover and planning |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | what do you think that our colleagues in the field think |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | when they work from early morning to late night on this |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, Scales and the consultants say... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The consultants and Scales do not understand who we are and what we do |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, I promised my kids a trip to Legoland |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | So I conclude that Dynamics is only a priority when it fits you |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And go-live! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Go-live in all countries at once |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | which you lot convinced me to do |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | even though I wanted a pilot period all along |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then you come up with SWAT teams and other initiatives to compensate |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | for the lack of planning and a proper training plan |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | which is the most basic thing you should have done! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And still you insist that the go-live in all countries was the right thing to do! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | When I started in the organisation |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | we used to work in pen and paper and I was good at that I can tell you |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But I learned to use Navision |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I miss it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Because of the last seven months I actually miss our shitty old Navision system! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | As far as I'm concerned I can no longer make an expense claim |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | without receiving error messages |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and this is happening with our nice and fast HQ connection |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | field staff enters everything manually three times |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. They only enter it two times |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will not write to our donors again |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They will probably want real accountability this time |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | a letter from Scales.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | no longer makes a difference |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You better believe that both the Finance and the ERP-team are very tired by now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but they do their best to clean up the mess |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Enjoy your vacation |
