| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sarri has left his London apartment |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Di Marzio says he met with Paratici |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He's in Italy |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Chelsea is going to release him |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He'll be announced as our new coach soon |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How about Momblano? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He must have some other news |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Alex! |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We confirmed that Momblano is retarded |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There is no hope |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Only Mark, Salvo and Mister stay. The rest of you get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You all told me Pep will be our coach |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You had me believe |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Where are all those gurus? Sethrollins, Goleador and other idiots? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They never know anything |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't even talk about Guelpa |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That mumbling idiot |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And Radio Sportiva, AGI and other morons |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | All of them should be banned forever! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Pesto flies also confirmed it |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't bring Pesto into this. He never lies! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But he said Pep will be our coach 100% |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I can't believe all these lies |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Look at our new coach now |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That chainsmoking fatso |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Never wore a suit and a tie in his life |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Chewing camel butts and flipping our fans |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He looks like my peasant grandpa |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | With his boring 4-3-3 and Jorginho as regista |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why did we let Allegri go for this guy? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I bet he wants his boyfriend Pipita back |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't have enough money to feed him |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You know what I like? I like a classy coach |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A coach with winning mentality |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What a shit show |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Do you think Ronaldo will respect this hobo? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He couldn't even get respect from a nobody goalkeeper |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What were you thinking? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You think we can challenge for CL now? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We can't win a bag of peanuts |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry we'll still win the Scudetto! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's over now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That's it. This hobo will be our coach |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This is awful |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That prick is coming |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least go get a suit and a tie so he looks less like a homeless man |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe we can change him a bit |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Don't forget an ashtray |
