Mike at the 2014 NWL Draft

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Mike reacts to Dean's round 9 pick, at the 2014 NWL draft.

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00:00 - 00:03In round 9 there are some sleepers still on the board
00:04 - 00:05Yelich, Rendon, Dee Gordon.
00:05 - 00:07Round 9 is where we make our mark.
00:08 - 00:12We know drafting Tony Cingrani in round 2 was a reach
00:12 - 00:15but we can make up for it with a young star, like Rendon.
00:17 - 00:19Rendon, Yelich - all busts.
00:19 - 00:21Everth Cabrera is the only option.
00:24 - 00:26Mike...
00:27 - 00:28Everth Cabrera was..
00:31 - 00:33Dean just picked Cabrera one spot ahead of you.
00:34 - 00:36He's gone. Way gone.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who thinks Everth Cabrera isn't the next Jimmy Rollins, leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15MOTHERFUCKER!
01:15 - 01:17HE WAS MY FUCKING SLEEPER PICK
01:18 - 01:23CBS SAID HE'D BE AVAILABLE IN ROUND 12 FOR FUCK'S SAKE
01:25 - 01:28FUCKING DEAN, WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?
01:29 - 01:31TAKING MY BOYS, RIGHT BEFORE ME
01:31 - 01:34I WANTED TO TAKE HIM IN ROUND 4!
01:34 - 01:37BUT YOU ALL SAID IT WAS TOO EARLY
01:37 - 01:40THIS WHOLE DRAFT IS FUCKED SIDEWAYS
01:40 - 01:42Mike, Cabrera hit just 4 bombs last year
01:42 - 01:46HE ALSO HIT .283 YOU FUCK. I NEED THAT AVERAGE ON MY TEAM
01:46 - 01:48He's 27, the 4 home runs were a career high..
01:48 - 01:52HE'S DUE FOR A BREAKOUT, YOU ASSCLOWN.
01:53 - 01:54"Way gone"...
01:56 - 01:57Jayson Werth, Rafael Soriano..
01:57 - 02:00GENIUS picks by me, but I should have taken
02:00 - 02:03CABRERA AHEAD OF THOSE FUCKS.
02:04 - 02:08Now I must offer that COCKSUCKER Dean
02:08 - 02:13GOD KNOWS WHAT to get him back.
02:14 - 02:16I WAS SO GOD DAMN CLOSE.
02:17 - 02:21No "LUD LUD LUD" for any of you "experts"
02:27 - 02:29You all dont understand..
02:30 - 02:34I traded MY FIRST ROUND pick last year
02:34 - 02:36for him, Allen Craig and Sergio Romo
02:41 - 02:42THEY DID NOTHING FOR ME.
02:43 - 02:47I STILL LOST IN ROUND 1. CABRERA HAS TO REDEEM ME.
02:48 - 02:53I'm wasting Clayton FUCKING Kershaw's prime with this BULLSHIT.
02:54 - 02:56Joey FUCKING Votto too.
02:56 - 02:59I might as well draft AJ Burnett here
03:00 - 03:02or that ASSHOLE Mike Leake
03:04 - 03:07It's okay, he'll wait at least 2 more rounds on Burnett
03:14 - 03:16The AL draft was already a clusterfuck.
03:19 - 03:23Didn't get my first pick until round 4, for a failed playoff run
03:25 - 03:26Didn't even finish .500.
03:31 - 03:33Now, Cabrera is lost to us.
03:40 - 03:46All draft plans are ruined. Pack it in, we're done.
03:46 - 03:49Fuck it, just take a middle reliever
03:53 - 03:56Jose Veras must be our savior.