Hitler Learns the Brewers brought Moustakas Back

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Hitler learns the Brewers have re-signed Moustakas and now have a fearsome lineup.

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00:00 - 00:03Machado and Harper are still free agents.
00:04 - 00:05So are Keuchel and Kimbrel.
00:05 - 00:07We can be assured that the Brewers will not sign any of them.
00:08 - 00:12Their payroll is just too limited.
00:12 - 00:15We should see the Cubs in their rightful place.
00:17 - 00:19And the Padres will sign Moustakas.
00:19 - 00:21That will ensure the Brewers have a platoon at second base early in the 2019 season.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28Moustakas...
00:31 - 00:33Moustakas just reached an agreement to re-sign with the Brewers.
00:34 - 00:36One year, $10 million.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who is not a baseball fan, please leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15This is a disaster!
01:15 - 01:17A massive disaster!
01:18 - 01:23The Brewers were going to go with a platoon of Spangenberg and Perez!
01:25 - 01:28Counsell's forgotten Ryan Braun ever played third.
01:29 - 01:31They weren't even putting Aguilar at third and keeping Thames on the bench.
01:31 - 01:34They were going to over-value defense and keep Arcia in!
01:34 - 01:37Now, their lineup has become strong again!
01:37 - 01:40They could repeat in the NL Central!
01:40 - 01:42But they still aren't playing Thames...
01:42 - 01:46That doesn't matter now!
01:46 - 01:48They can't bullpen through the entire season!
01:48 - 01:52That doesn't matter! Davies and Nelson are healthy!
01:53 - 01:54A little time in AAA, and they will be ready.
01:56 - 01:57Not even the Red Sox can stop them.
01:57 - 02:00We need the big market teams to win!
02:00 - 02:03The Brewers could win it all!
02:04 - 02:08A small-market team that has forgotten its place!
02:08 - 02:13If the Brewers win a World Series...
02:14 - 02:16L.A., Chicago, and New York will be laughingstocks.
02:17 - 02:21I can just imagine Pete Davidson as Yelich.
02:27 - 02:29Then the Brewers will get more and more fans.
02:30 - 02:34Now, they can keep more of their players.
02:34 - 02:36It's bad enough they have figured out how to develop pitchers!
02:41 - 02:42They found Brent Suter in the 31st round!
02:43 - 02:47There are others... Roegner, Sunitsch...
02:48 - 02:53Clayton Andrews, and Olczac
02:54 - 02:56They have a ton of talent!
02:56 - 02:59They will be able to attract more free agents.
03:00 - 03:02Or make trades to get new players.
03:04 - 03:07It's okay... I'm sure the Dodgers can beat the Brewers.
03:14 - 03:16The Brewers could completely re-make baseball.
03:19 - 03:23We need the Red Sox, Yankees, Dodgers, and Cubs to dominate.
03:25 - 03:26Those are the biggest TV markets.
03:31 - 03:33Now, the Brewers may well take the pennant.
03:40 - 03:46They will taste the Haderade in Fenway and Yankee Stadium...
03:46 - 03:49Uecker will celebrate a World Series win...
03:53 - 03:56There is no stopping the Brewers now...