Hitler reacts to marathon sales
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here's todays Marathon playercount from SteamDB |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It peaked at 22,000 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And low was within 7k |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Overall the playercount has dropped around 2% since last week |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And additionaly we have a report on Marathon sales |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Perfect |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Let's see how hard it flopped |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Marathon... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Marathon was top #4 selling video game in US |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It outsold Crimson Desert and Pokemon |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but PiratNation, Asmongold, Grummz and Paul Tassi, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It was supposed to flop! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Marathon was supposed to flop! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How come it sold so fucking well? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It was supposed to kill Sony. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But somehow it's still not dead! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everyone told me it's Concord 3 |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But somehow this woke slop |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Takes the #6 best selling in year so far?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, excuse me but how is Marathon woke? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It has bright colors and weird looking characters! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, many games have colors and weird characters. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You clearly can't see clearly. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's woke! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Paul Tassi wrote forty articles about bad studio morale! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | long time ago |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How the fuck are they making money?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | instead of playing Karen Simulator or other fun indie gems |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | they'd rather play another extraction shooter |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All those shameless paid reviews. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should've gotten rid of all those pesky gaming journalists, like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never played Marathon |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I don't even play video games at all |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And even i know it's crap. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ridiculous |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I spent two years making video essays about Bungies downfall! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I even bought the $250 Tarkov Unheard Edition just to spite them! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Asmongold reacted to the trailer with his eyebrows raised for twenty minutes! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Twenty fucking minutes |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A DEATH SENTENCE FOR A GAME! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Fairgame$ is guaranteed to flop |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I posted a SteamDB chart under every Marathon twitter post. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I rage baited under every single post. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And for what? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Marathon is not Concord 3 |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think i will admit defeat, you cannot be more wrong. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Two more weeks and it will flop for sure. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Post another steamDB chart |