Rees Mogg Failed Coup

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Behind the scenes at the ERG....

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00:00 - 00:03Your letter has gone in
00:04 - 00:05We are leading the charge
00:05 - 00:07I'm saying we have a leadership challenge by lunch
00:08 - 00:12Once she's gone
00:12 - 00:15We'll pick a rando to lead us and everything will be fine
00:17 - 00:19Everyone I've spoken to has sent a letter
00:19 - 00:21This shouldn't be too tricky
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Fabricant
00:31 - 00:33Fabricant hasn't sent a letter he supports the PM
00:34 - 00:36The coup is not afoot
00:53 - 00:58Can people who have actually sent a letter stay in the room
01:13 - 01:15She's indestructible
01:15 - 01:17Is she the bloody Duracell rabbit
01:18 - 01:23Graham Brady I mean what the hell
01:25 - 01:28Is he taking the piss
01:29 - 01:31We're trying to leave the EU and we cant organise a new leader
01:31 - 01:34And they say my suits are pin striped but they're not
01:34 - 01:37Bunch of yahoos who probably don't even have a tailor
01:37 - 01:40They buy they're suits off the rack
01:40 - 01:42My Fuhrer if we can just get back to the point
01:42 - 01:46This is the point
01:46 - 01:48We will still leave the EU with no deal
01:48 - 01:52Do you know how fucked we are going to be with no deal
01:53 - 01:54I mean the whole country
01:56 - 01:57Dominic says the Dover Calais border is actually quite important
01:57 - 02:00No more Mars bars
02:00 - 02:03It will be a national humiliation
02:04 - 02:08and I will be the face of it
02:08 - 02:13I had a quirky image as a charming English eccentric
02:14 - 02:16And now I will be the destroyer of the country I love
02:17 - 02:21Sometimes I wonder if we are the bad guys
02:27 - 02:29Was this whole project a fantasy
02:30 - 02:34I had nothing else to do
02:34 - 02:36When you have money you need a purpose
02:41 - 02:42They call me far right
02:43 - 02:47I was just trying to cure the boredom
02:48 - 02:53And now I've fucked the whole country
02:54 - 02:56I wish I'd taken up Golf
02:56 - 02:59I was trying to be Churchill but I think I might be Hitler
03:00 - 03:02Why didn't the remainers warn us that this was a bad idea
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry the rich will be okay
03:14 - 03:16We'll just have to double down and say we always wanted no deal
03:19 - 03:23There's no turning back now
03:25 - 03:26We can spin that it is all her fault
03:31 - 03:33They won't blame us
03:40 - 03:46Tell Gove to try and renegotiate
03:46 - 03:49That will look like we're trying
03:53 - 03:56Bloody hell