| 00:00 - 00:03 | The hackers are saying they hacked Bitfi |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They managed to install their own firmware |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And recover the keys |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have kept working on it |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And have a working cold boot attack. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Khesin's sockpuppets will bring |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | everything back into order |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | McAfee. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Khesin... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Khesin could not mobilise enough shills |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The hackers are still tweeting. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Daniel. Michael. JW. QuantusTechSol. Stay here. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU SAID IT WAS UNHACKABLE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU TOLD ME |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THERE WAS NO RAM |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Is this is what it has come to? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Bitfi have been |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | lying to me? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I fucking invented |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | CYBERSECURITY |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I'm not sure you can say that... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I INVENTED IT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But that's not what wikipedia says |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But my antivirus |
| 01:52 - 01:54 | is on millions of machines |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You are telling me |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | that Bitfi didn't even |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | securely wipe the |
| 02:03 - 02:05 | non-existent RAM? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Or implement secure boot? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They did nothing? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Nothing at all to secure it? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Then when the hackers |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | released the attacks |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | you pulled the bounty? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Motherfucker |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now I am going to have to |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | setup another sham bounty |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We should invite them to my house |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The one full of guns |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They can't steal my cloins that way. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I told you this cryptocurrency stuff was bad news |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | I can't go to them without my guns |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't even take a shit without a gun |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | Motherfuckers |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But gentlemen, if you think |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will admit that Bitfi can be hacked |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'd rather let someone shit in my mouth |
| 03:53 - 03:55 | Fucking yellow monkeys |
