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Commissioner Scorpio reacts to the news of Cap winning again
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see, Commissioner Scorpio, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | his fourth round pick |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | was dead when he drafted him. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then he somehow earned the first round bye |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and advanced to the finals against Nick. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm not worried one bit. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Nick will beat him. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, the finals already happened. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | What I mean is..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I'm sorry to say, Greg, but... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Cap won the league again |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have won a fantasy championship, please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How did we let this happen!!?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He shows up to the draft |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | with his brain swimming in chemicals. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Pablo Escobar claims him as a dependent |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | on his tax returns!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How does he do it two years in a row?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I've never won anything starting |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | back from midget hockey!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You're short but I wouldn't say midget. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you fucking kidding me, Crudale?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Your large head makes me leans toward dwarf. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's a fucking weight class for small kids, asshole. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No more talking. Now listen up |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I bought a white mustang |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and drove girls around in high school. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I took them to Applebee's in Garden City |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and bought them chicken finger baskets. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Seated right away. Extra honey mustard. All the right moves. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I drop them off at home afterwards |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and they drive immediately to Cap's house!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And he sauteed them. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He even had sex before I did at my own wedding. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I don't understand how he won the league |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | a second year in a row!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He drafts a corpse in the fourth round back to back years |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | then picks up a top 10 running before waivers began, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | which is highly illegal. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Karma steps in and Connor dies before the playoffs, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | but it doesn't matter. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Steph. He'll win one someday....maybe. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Russo, Crudale, Frank: |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We can't let this happen again. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Whatever it takes... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Tell him predraft that Iris is pregnant. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Surprise piss test on draft day with new league drug policy |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Make him consume carbs during beach season. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Whatever it takes.... |