| 00:00 - 00:03 | It's quite straight forward ...... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Rapid Scaffolding is off The Osmaston Rd |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The roads are straight, not one way ... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You should make it on one tank! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Over the railway bridge turn right. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No, Coventry is full of one way roads! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I remember getting lost going to the auction. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Adolf, this isn't an auction |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ..... it isn't even .... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It isn't Coventry, it's Derby |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We're talking about a Slot Parts Sale |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I was told no commission |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You've sold me from a car boot in the car park! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The bacon cobs are excellent |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | But ...Coventry roads are awful |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now you say I should have been in Derby. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Good job I've got no women on my staff! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But Derby isn't an auction you say. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We flew over Coventry |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Nobody told me Derby |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, you didn't say you wanted spares so ...... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It was you that broke the ball off my Beromat! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It didn't pay out when it should |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You only had to ask for the key! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I want to go to Derby for spares and a new pencil |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They're having a BBQ too! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Bacon and Sausages with onions |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I was going to treat you all, but not now |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'll take Himmler he needs something similar |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But Goebbels has no hope at all |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ..... are we sure it's not Coventry? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I mean Derby .... don't I? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've fouled my trousers now. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What size do you wear? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Although your legs are too short |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Look it up on Pennymachines somebody |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | D. Lavender is always right. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But for god's sake ..... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Don't ask that awful Bogpenny |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ... or whatever he's called |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I wouldn't trust him to .... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | So long as he doesn't know he's called Badpenny |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My lens has dropped out. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Nobody move ... could be anywhere |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Nobody reach in their jacket |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | or in their collar! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This is worse than storming Russia |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I like my soldiers predictable |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | So remind me, is it Derby we're going? |
