| 00:00 - 00:03 | Chris, we have received news that backers are asking for refunds |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Most are furious at 3.0 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I had to drive through an angry mob here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our refund specialists are running out of excuses why we can't refund them. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have tried selling more JPEGs but it simply wasn't enough. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well have you tried selling more land plots |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | To our Backers? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Chris |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have not sold a single piece of internet dirt to date |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We may have squeezed our backers too much |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can all the paid streamers please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can this be? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I was certain my ideas of the biggest space game ever |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Would be an amazing success |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is what happened when i was at EA |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It can't be happening again. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I told them it was going to be released soon |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Perhaps this is all those crazy players fault for doing space stuff in game |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Why don't you go change our TOS real quick on refunds |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Chris, we already have done this once before |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well fucking do it again, our cult love us they won't care |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Chris, we are already being sued by Crytek for Dishonesty |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You're all a bunch of incompetent fools. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | For fuck sake |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | More concepts i said |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | More War bonds i said |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I was fucking sure this was going to work |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now we have a space game that people call stutter citizen |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why did we have to fucking buy that space door in our California Office? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We should have used that money to pay more streamers |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Or make more trailers to show how good my game was |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What about squadron 42? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This was my dream, ever since i was a Starry eyed kid |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now our backers have ruined it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Unbelievable |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I should have listened to all the critics |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Instead of having them banned from the forums |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why would they not be content with 3.0? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You can land on planets For fuck sake |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You can even fucking float in space |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok, I'm sure Chris will start another ponzi scheme |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I tried my best to create the best space game ever |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But i just failed to listen to logic and common sense |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Again |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Much money do we have left? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I think if we change to Unity with Squadron 42 we can sell as another game. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Our fanboys won't care |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll get right on that Chris |
