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Turnbull capitulates
Mr Golden Balls and the absolute madness of Australia's Ponzi immigration scheme

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00:00 - 00:03Mr Turnbull has called an emergency Cabinet meeting
00:04 - 00:05The councils and property developers are not following our orders
00:05 - 00:07They have a secret plan
00:08 - 00:12Redevelopment from Point Piper and Woollahra
00:12 - 00:15From Watsons Bay to Clovelly Beach
00:17 - 00:19But Lucy and I agreed
00:19 - 00:21no development in the posh Eastern suburbs
00:24 - 00:26Mr Prime Minister
00:27 - 00:28Scomo
00:31 - 00:33Scomo was head of the Property Council
00:34 - 00:36He's taking their bribes to betray you
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out, except Pyne, Cormann, Porter, Cash and Frydenberg
01:13 - 01:15Lucy will have my balls!
01:15 - 01:17My fucking golden balls!
01:18 - 01:23Why the fuck is Point Piper being rezoned?
01:25 - 01:28To allow thousands of high-rise dog box apartments
01:29 - 01:31for shitty 3rd world immigrants?
01:31 - 01:34Can't they all live in that fucking dump Penrith?
01:34 - 01:3730 negative polls in a row and now this?
01:37 - 01:40This will crash housing prices overnight
01:40 - 01:42As your real estate agent I advise a quick sale
01:42 - 01:46I'm negative geared up the wazoo with a gigantic margin loan
01:46 - 01:48You won't pay even a cent of capital gains tax
01:48 - 01:52That margin loan is secured by my property portfolio
01:53 - 01:54And I've gone all in on Tesla shares
01:56 - 01:57I can’t sell. I am miles underwater
01:57 - 02:00and Tesla is about to be wiped out
02:00 - 02:03I can’t be Prime Minister if I’m fucking bankrupt
02:04 - 02:08I demand my million dollars back from the Liberal Party, now!
02:08 - 02:13The vested interests only ever give me policy turds to polish
02:14 - 02:16I'm surrounded by crooked rent-seeking parasites filling their boots
02:17 - 02:21Tony Abbott and Alan Jones fuck me in the ass every day
02:27 - 02:29I deserve respect
02:30 - 02:34I'm the genius barrister, the amazing tech entrepreneur
02:34 - 02:36Why won't anyone listen to me anymore?
02:41 - 02:42Liar loans
02:43 - 02:47Our housing debt is insane and the banks will have to be nationalised
02:48 - 02:53Iron ore crashing as China slows
02:54 - 02:56The dollar will go to 40 cents
02:56 - 02:59Endless immigration, crush-loaded cities, the Chinese taking over
03:00 - 03:02The Royal Commission, interest-only resets and the Fed raising rates
03:04 - 03:07My mortgage is interest only also
03:14 - 03:16I’m shuffling deck chairs
03:19 - 03:23My reputation will be so fucked when the housing market craters
03:25 - 03:26It's over
03:31 - 03:33Abbott is right
03:40 - 03:46I'm a professional liar and an immaculate hypocrite
03:46 - 03:49Peter Dutton, that dangerous idiot
03:53 - 03:56he gets my shitty job